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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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A large green dragon comes out bursting from the waterfall.

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You climb and crawl, sliding your way down.

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The chamber itself has 40 foot high ceilings.

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You step into the chamber and you are approached by a group of elf guards.

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What are you doing here?

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Hi, my name's Thea. These are my friends.

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Aren't you supposed to be guarding the entrance?

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We are guarding the entrance.

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We weren't told that more people were coming.

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What's the secret password?

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Are you kidding me right now?

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OK.

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Bluff check.

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Nat 24.

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OK, you're right.

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There was no secret.

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What is this?

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Clubhouse for children?

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You walk down a long narrow corridor.

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Quit touching me stuff.

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You see three large ettins.

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Hey, he's stealing your shit over there.

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What the fuck are you doing over there?

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And she takes this huge club that she has and just starts wailing on the other one.

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Oh, my God.

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I reach forward and I open the door.

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Inside you see about a dozen elves and one human.

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Is Delaine the human?

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Delaine is the human, yes.

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Yay.

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I mean, boo, it's not good, but yay.

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We would like to get into Naren Vane's chamber,

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so we need you to create a distraction.

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They're over here.

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They're trying to break in.

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They're over here.

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And you hear the footsteps of cultists coming down the hallway.

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You enter into what looks to be created as a lush living space.

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Kind of I peek inside the trunk.

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Acid splashes from it.

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Everybody.

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Oh, my God.

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I'm so sorry.

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Takes 5D8 acids damage.

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Oh, my God.

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I am the worst.

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Thea, you're looking around and you find a secret passageway.

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You look around this room some more and you see a journal.

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And it reveals that the green dragon mask is already

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at the Well of Dragons.

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And as you guys are reading this,

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you hear screams echoing down the halls from some of the elves.

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But you hear the loud roar of Kuth entering back into his lair.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a fifth edition actual play podcast.

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I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More.

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And with me today is Amy More.

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Yeah, I am.

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And I also play Thea Anastasia.

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And Tom Laird.

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Hey, that's me.

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Yeah, I play Flint Firebeard.

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And Carla Johnson.

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That's me.

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And I play Nularaaaa Moonbrook.

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I was so hoping I was going to be last,

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because as soon as you started talking,

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I was like, think of something good to say.

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Think of something good to say.

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I saw that look of hope on your face.

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And I was like, nope, she's going first.

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So you didn't get any gold out of that.

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That was your own fault.

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Well, we've been going now 38, 37, or 38 episodes.

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I don't know which one this is.

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I think I came out with one good one at one point.

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I think somewhere in there.

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Yeah, I had like a good opening.

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Like, did you know?

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Blah, blah, blah, something, something.

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That's probably exactly what it was.

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I think it was bad.

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And it was just as good that time.

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It was real good.

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Blah, blah, blah, something, something.

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So we're a Dumbgeons and Dragons podcast.

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And we play Dumbgeons and Dragons and tell a story.

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And if you like that story, which hopefully you do,

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it's getting very exciting, there's

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going to be things happening in this next episode coming up

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here that you're going to enjoy.

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Spoiler alert, Russ.

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I know, right?

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OK, you may or may not enjoy it.

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Hopefully you do.

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But if you do, you can find us over on Patreon, too,

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where we have a whole other game going on.

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Whoa.

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And Tom's going to tell us a little bit about that game

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because he runs it.

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Tell us about it, Tom.

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Unlike the one that Russ is DMing for us,

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which is the Rise of Tiamat,

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this one's all off the top of my head for the most part.

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So it's been interesting to try to write an ongoing adventure

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and not have it suck.

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And so far, I think it's going OK.

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Yay.

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Way to sell it.

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Well, see, I didn't know that Tom was thinking all of this stuff

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on his own.

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Me neither.

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So I would say that's amazing.

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I thought it was going good anyway.

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Oh, well, that's very nice.

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Now with this information, I'm highly impressed.

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Yes.

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We have that going on over on Patreon,

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which every month we release a dungeon side

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scroller, which is what that is.

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And then when Tom's brain runs out of ideas,

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we'll come up with another game.

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Coming soon.

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I want to hear the sound that Tom's brain makes

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when it runs out of ideas.

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I'll record the audio and text it to all of you.

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But after that, we're going to be doing a Fatecore game

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as well.

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So if you want to get in on all of that great stuff,

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including every once in a while,

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we randomly dedicate an episode to one

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of our patrons, who this week is Nathan Donahue.

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Hey, Nathan.

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Nathan's the best.

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Thank you, Nathan.

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And thank you, everybody else, for joining us on Patreon.

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You're all amazing.

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And if you want to join us on our community over there,

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go to Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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And that's all the notes I have today.

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It's just talk about Patreon,

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throw it to Tom awkwardly.

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Uh-huh, nailed it.

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Wrap it up.

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Fuck it, let's play D&D.

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There we go.

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Yay!

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Currently, you are in a secret room

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in Naren Vane's quarters,

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which is what you assume is Naren Vane's quarters.

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And you hear the rumbling through the caves

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and the yelling of cultists

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and the giant roar of a dragon

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as Cuth has come home.

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What do you do?

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Throw him some sort of surprise party

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and he hopefully has a heart attack from the surprise

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and just drops dead.

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I like it.

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I like it, but let's keep brainstorming.

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Okay, you have just thrown ideas out.

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Oh, we have a rope.

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And as he's walking through the door,

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he's not gonna be looking down.

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We trip him.

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He has a heart attack from the surprise of the fall.

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We could just sprinkle some Lego out on the floor

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and then he'll step on it and like hop around a bit

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and then fall over and have a heart attack.

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I was gonna say we could write,

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open me on that chest and we could poison him too.

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So if we're all gonna be poison damaged,

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at least the enemy could be as well.

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Look in here with a big arrow.

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But who'd be stupid enough to open that chest?

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They're all good strategies.

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Perfectly normal chest.

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Definitely not poison inside.

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You hear from distant from back down the hallway

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because you've gone down some hallways

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to get to the room you're in now.

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You hear screaming of what sounds like

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it possibly could be the Elven guards.

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You hear a commanding voice.

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You don't hear what they're saying

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because it's a bit farther down

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but you hear a commanding voice

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and then footsteps starting to head down the hallway.

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Wasn't our original plan to wait for Naramvain

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and then attack him

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so we don't have to worry about him

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and the dragon at the same time?

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I believe so.

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That I believe was the one, yeah.

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Let's stick with that.

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I like it.

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I wanna beat the shit out of whoever poisoned that box.

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That's who's to blame.

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You guys said you weren't mad about it.

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You said, that's okay, Thea.

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Don't worry about it, Thea.

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Oh, I see.

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No, we said it like, that's okay, Thea.

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Don't worry about it, Thea.

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Damn it.

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Hey, Thaddeus, you wanna heal us up?

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Yeah, yeah, I could heal you.

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Tom, you have to pick which spell he does though.

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What about mass healing word?

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How does that sound?

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Yeah, you could do that.

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I will roll a d4.

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That is a three.

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So five hit points, everybody gets back.

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That totally makes up for the 20 we all lost,

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right guys?

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Everyone's good now, right?

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Everyone's happy.

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Setting picture for you.

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You are in like a back secret passage closet.

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Small shrine is in this room to Fen Meryl Mesterine,

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the elven god of outcast scapegoats and solitude.

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Hence, Naren Vane keeping this back here.

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This is where you found the journal.

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Through the door that you went in to get here

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is Naren Vane's presumed chambers.

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There is another long hallway that you went down

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that went through the cultist quarters

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and their kind of store room area.

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There was another room off to the right.

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You came from the left that you didn't really go into.

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And you hear multiple footsteps

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coming towards the area where you are.

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I say we go into Naren Vane's room.

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Yeah, it's just the three of us, right?

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Nobody came with us.

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Or sorry, the four of us, cause Thaddeus.

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Oh, Flaming Kins too.

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Flaming Kins, yeah.

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Right.

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And oh no, six, seven of you

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because you have Delaine and Laska with you as well.

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That's right.

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So this is like a, this is a packed party.

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It's a surprise party.

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You said it jokingly earlier,

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but this is legitimately a lot of people.

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Um, sorry, Russ, the shrine room is just off his bedroom.

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Yeah.

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So we'll say that you three are in the shrine room

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and Thaddeus, Flaming Kins, Delaine,

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and Laska are in his room.

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Just kind of readying themselves

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until you guys decide what else you want to do.

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I would say we want like him to come in

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and then, you know, we catch him by surprise.

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So we need to like hide a little bit, right?

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I mean, I guess we don't,

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if we're in that other little room,

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but that's what I was picturing anyway.

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You know, he comes in,

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stretches, kicks his shoes off.

270
00:10:16,719 --> 00:10:17,559
Sure.

271
00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:18,919
Immediately takes his pants off.

272
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:19,759
Yeah.

273
00:10:19,759 --> 00:10:22,240
Comes in to find Nulara in the bed.

274
00:10:24,519 --> 00:10:25,360
Twist.

275
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,199
What a twist.

276
00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:27,039
Yeah.

277
00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:29,240
I was going to say Flint, but it's been used.

278
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,319
Yeah, true.

279
00:10:30,319 --> 00:10:31,159
It's fair.

280
00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:32,000
The joke.

281
00:10:32,159 --> 00:10:37,159
No, so you don't want us to seduce him?

282
00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:39,079
You don't think that would go well?

283
00:10:39,079 --> 00:10:39,919
I don't.

284
00:10:39,919 --> 00:10:40,759
I mean, it might go well.

285
00:10:40,759 --> 00:10:44,319
I don't think that plays to Nulara's strengths, no.

286
00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:49,879
Yeah, but this is like a lot of folks, so.

287
00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:54,120
So should some be like behind the door to his chamber

288
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,159
and others stay inside the?

289
00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:58,199
That's what I would think, right?

290
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,039
Yeah.

291
00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:02,279
So who's, sorry, you're looking for places to hide

292
00:11:02,279 --> 00:11:03,120
or you are just.

293
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,079
I just picture us like, oh no.

294
00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:07,559
We've been talking about it so much

295
00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:08,439
that he's going to come in

296
00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:10,679
while we're like scampering around.

297
00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:12,199
I'm giving you guys a little bit of,

298
00:11:12,199 --> 00:11:13,759
because we're just jumping right into this.

299
00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:15,360
So I'm giving you a little bit of.

300
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:22,039
I will hide in the closet

301
00:11:22,039 --> 00:11:24,000
because that's furthest away from the door.

302
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,240
And if I need to cast a spell

303
00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:27,039
from a secret hidey hole, I can't.

304
00:11:27,039 --> 00:11:27,959
Okay.

305
00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:28,799
So you're in.

306
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,560
I remember Russ, I cast alarm out in the hallway.

307
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,720
Yeah, that's just gone off.

308
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:34,560
Oh, it went off?

309
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,240
Yeah, that's just gone off now.

310
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,840
There he goes, hide.

311
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,600
Okay, so in Naren Vane's chambers,

312
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,960
there are rich carpets and tapestries

313
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,560
covering the floor and walls of the cavern

314
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,440
and also the log hewn bed,

315
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:52,120
a large mirror and the illustrious trunk.

316
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:55,320
I want to hide in the trunk.

317
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,720
There's so many funny places to hide,

318
00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,160
like under a rug.

319
00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:03,440
Behind curtains, tapestries.

320
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,399
Have your shoes peeking out from behind the curtains.

321
00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,360
Exactly, but realistically,

322
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:13,360
I think I'm going to sidle up beside the door.

323
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,200
Maybe you and Flint can hit him at the same time.

324
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,840
Can you guys coordinate an attack?

325
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,600
Can you do that in D&D?

326
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,680
So you guys are all in hiding place.

327
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,120
Flint, where are you?

328
00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:27,360
Are you in the bed?

329
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,919
Other side of the door, I believe, much like Nularaaaa.

330
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,120
Nularaaaa, we'll say you're to the right.

331
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,279
Flint, to the left.

332
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,759
You're in the hidey hole,

333
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,960
maybe with Thaddeus and Flamikinskins.

334
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,840
We will be the backup.

335
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,879
Yes, well, and then you can hear what's going on.

336
00:12:46,879 --> 00:12:48,399
Is Delaine still hurt?

337
00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:49,360
No, we healed him up.

338
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,680
He got pretty healed up last time.

339
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,440
And also, wouldn't Amy be hiding

340
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,039
in the hidey hole with Delaine?

341
00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:56,759
Sure, Delaine's back there too.

342
00:12:56,759 --> 00:13:00,480
So Flint and Nularaaaa are the only ones in this main room.

343
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,480
Laska's in there too.

344
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,319
We'll put Laska in there.

345
00:13:02,319 --> 00:13:03,159
Okay, okay, because otherwise

346
00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:05,759
there's like a whole bunch of us in the closet.

347
00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:09,159
Okay, you guys have all found where you're hiding.

348
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:12,719
You hear multiple sets of footsteps coming down the hall.

349
00:13:12,719 --> 00:13:14,919
The alarm has gone off quite a while ago.

350
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,839
So it's like, why didn't they come sooner?

351
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:17,679
Who knows?

352
00:13:17,679 --> 00:13:19,240
We were talking about where to hide.

353
00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:23,919
And then, are you guys like,

354
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,480
okay, are you guys like readying to like strike right away

355
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,200
as soon as something comes through the door

356
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,440
or are you gonna let them come in?

357
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,760
How many footsteps can we hear?

358
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:33,640
Yeah.

359
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:37,920
Make a check, perception check.

360
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:38,760
Okay.

361
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,080
Oh, nat 20.

362
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:41,920
Okay.

363
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,720
You hear what sounds like it could be the sound

364
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:50,720
of five or six humanoid type people or creatures.

365
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,120
Son of a bitch.

366
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,440
He goes with an entourage.

367
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,519
Sure, yeah.

368
00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:57,600
As one does.

369
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,440
Yeah, if it's even him at all.

370
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,440
If you recall, you saw six cultist members be led from

371
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,560
so you could get into this area.

372
00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,560
Okay, well let's just start murdering

373
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:10,879
but try to keep Naren Vane.

374
00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:13,519
As always, we'll try to keep Naren Vane alive

375
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,440
so we can question him.

376
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:17,799
Perhaps, yes?

377
00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:19,480
Okay, so let's.

378
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,000
I was thinking we wouldn't attack right away

379
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,120
but if there's that many of them,

380
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,639
like we're gonna fucking attack right away

381
00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:27,120
because we want that surprise attack.

382
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,799
Let's roll for initiative.

383
00:14:29,799 --> 00:14:31,560
You guys will get a first strike.

384
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,159
You two will get a first strike

385
00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:35,360
on whoever comes through the door first.

386
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,360
All right, you guys are readying your weapons.

387
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:45,120
You hear the footsteps of these things coming down

388
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,960
and immediately stepping through the door

389
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:52,080
is what looks like a human cultist member.

390
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,480
So one immediately comes through the door,

391
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:58,519
rushing in and a second one following closely behind.

392
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,160
Roll for your two attacks.

393
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,680
That was a 26.

394
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,519
That's a 19.

395
00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:09,080
Yeah.

396
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:09,920
That was much better than mine.

397
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,280
That was badass.

398
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:13,680
Both of those hit.

399
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,240
Roll for damage.

400
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,080
Excellent.

401
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,400
20.

402
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,160
12, 14.

403
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,800
First one comes through the door.

404
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:27,160
Nulara, you jump in behind him and strike him dead.

405
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,360
Flint, you catch the second one in the stomach

406
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,560
and it splits and explodes into the room

407
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,280
because he's running with such force

408
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,879
and even cut into the one behind him a little bit.

409
00:15:38,879 --> 00:15:40,879
Tell me a little bit of the blood and guts

410
00:15:40,879 --> 00:15:43,640
get on Narenvane's bedspread.

411
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:48,000
Blood hits everywhere except his bedspread.

412
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,480
It seems like it's protected by some sort of magical force.

413
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,559
Like Scotchgard?

414
00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:54,600
Like Scotchgard.

415
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,319
Okay, how gross is it that he put

416
00:15:56,319 --> 00:15:57,720
some kind of spell on his bed

417
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,879
so that bodily fluids wouldn't attack him?

418
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:01,720
I like it.

419
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,799
I'm rolling with it.

420
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:03,639
Yeah.

421
00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:05,120
Narenvane's a slimy guy.

422
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,039
God, Narenvane, that told us a lot.

423
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:10,159
We read his diary and that told us more than that.

424
00:16:10,159 --> 00:16:12,000
It kind of rolls off

425
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,799
and doesn't actually stick to the bed.

426
00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:16,639
I like it.

427
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:17,600
That might be the grossest thing

428
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,600
that's ever happened in our game.

429
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,120
Narenvane, you nasty.

430
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:28,120
Three more of these cult members run in behind

431
00:16:28,559 --> 00:16:31,839
followed by one larger human

432
00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:34,199
and we're into battle now.

433
00:16:34,199 --> 00:16:35,679
Nulara, you're up first.

434
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:38,679
Okay, then I will attack the,

435
00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:39,879
I don't know, whoever's closest to me.

436
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,799
Cultist.

437
00:16:41,799 --> 00:16:44,279
One of the cultists, yeah.

438
00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:46,960
So that is a 23.

439
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:47,799
That will hit.

440
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:53,279
23 damage, which is almost the most I could give them.

441
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,120
Wow.

442
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,000
So the one that Flint kind of nicked

443
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,600
with cutting through the other cultists,

444
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,840
he skirts to the side

445
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,200
but quickly catches your blade in the skull

446
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,720
and is exploded into another puddley mess

447
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,880
which surprisingly enough still does not get onto the bed.

448
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,920
Still not on that bedspread.

449
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,759
Okay.

450
00:17:15,759 --> 00:17:17,440
The bedspread has legendary resistance

451
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,360
with three uses of it, so.

452
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,039
There are two more of the similarly addressed

453
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:24,079
human cultists who are running in

454
00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:26,480
and now towards you with their weapons drawn.

455
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,600
Okay, I'm going to attack one of them.

456
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,160
That is only a 16 though, 16.

457
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,400
16 will still hit.

458
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,480
Great.

459
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,400
That is a, oh my God.

460
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:42,120
11 plus six, 17, 19 damage.

461
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,680
Carla, killing it, literally.

462
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:47,440
This is, these rolls are freaking me out.

463
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,800
We're just hiding in the closet, just watching like.

464
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,200
Damn.

465
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,680
One of these other humans now has a look of sheer panic

466
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,600
as he sees his friend explode

467
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,360
yet not stick to the mattress

468
00:18:00,759 --> 00:18:03,120
as he connects on your backswing

469
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:06,440
and you cleave him in half as well.

470
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,039
Okay, Donnie wants to probably just try

471
00:18:08,039 --> 00:18:10,000
and like come chomp somebody.

472
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,080
Yeah, sure, there's one more cultist close by.

473
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,920
Is a 17.

474
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,759
Yeah, Donnie.

475
00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:17,840
That will hit.

476
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:22,840
Okay, so that is three damage

477
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,440
and then he needs to do a con saving throw.

478
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,320
15.

479
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,360
Yep, he's fine.

480
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,320
Flint, you're up.

481
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,680
So there's one more of these cultists

482
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,680
that's run in and was now bit by Donnie

483
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,759
and you hear slower, heavier footsteps

484
00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:39,840
coming down the hall still.

485
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:40,680
Okay.

486
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,840
Yeah, I guess I'll try and cut this cultist down.

487
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:48,960
So yeah, 22 on the attack roll.

488
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,799
Oh yeah, that'll hit.

489
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:54,600
Oh yeah, 11 and five is 16,

490
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,000
and four is 20, 20 damage.

491
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,160
Yep, that guy is,

492
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,600
it's just you're in a room of gore now.

493
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,840
I love it, I love it.

494
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,240
If you wanna get out of the gore,

495
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,839
you have to get on top of the bed though, so.

496
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,400
So the floor is lava, kind of thing?

497
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,960
Yeah, and you turn and you look down the hall

498
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:18,680
and you just see a very large muscular human

499
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,440
coming down the hall,

500
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:25,440
dressed in what looks like more dragon style armor.

501
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,279
All right, should I throw an axe

502
00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:30,559
and then close the door?

503
00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:34,279
There is no door, it's just a cave opening.

504
00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:35,120
That's right.

505
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,520
So I'm gonna throw at least like a beaded curtain.

506
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,360
Yep.

507
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,880
It's glittery too.

508
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,120
How far away are they, Russ?

509
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,080
They're like 15 feet from the room,

510
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,720
so like 20 feet from you, tops.

511
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,000
I'm not opposed to running into the hallway,

512
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,560
but then there's not a lot of room

513
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,000
for other people to join in on this bad boy, so.

514
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:56,840
It's true.

515
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,880
I'm kind of inclined to just let him come to us,

516
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,200
because obviously I think that's what he's coming here for.

517
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,960
I'd assume, as he just watched us

518
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,960
like straight up fucking murder, so many dudes.

519
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,680
Sure, yep.

520
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,000
All right, yeah, I'll toss a throwing axe at him

521
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,799
and see if I can hit him with that.

522
00:20:13,799 --> 00:20:14,799
Go for it.

523
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,680
That is a 18.

524
00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:20,640
18 will hit, yep, 18 will hit, yep.

525
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:24,759
Excellent, and my sweet, sweet 1d6 damage is a six.

526
00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:26,160
Nice.

527
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,559
All right.

528
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,960
That came from the closet, that was the end game.

529
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,519
Woo hoo!

530
00:20:31,519 --> 00:20:32,680
I know you're in there.

531
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,519
No you don't.

532
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,720
It's Laska's turn.

533
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,759
Laska jumps in front of the hall

534
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:42,559
and she lets forth her cold breath.

535
00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:43,400
Yes, you do.

536
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,160
Down the hallway, and each creature in that area

537
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,960
must make a deck saving throw at disadvantage,

538
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,799
because it's a five foot hallway.

539
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:53,799
How many creatures are in the hallway?

540
00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:55,120
Just the one.

541
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,920
Both of those are fives, so that's.

542
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,240
Super good roll.

543
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,480
Yeah, plus three, so eight.

544
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,799
So yeah, both of those miss that save,

545
00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:09,360
so they take 4d8 cold damage.

546
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,880
They so cold.

547
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:11,720
Chilly.

548
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,559
So cold.

549
00:21:12,559 --> 00:21:14,200
So cold.

550
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,680
Oh my, it's so cold.

551
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,120
I don't know why I was fanning myself

552
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,440
as if I was hot, but that goes more.

553
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,279
So cold.

554
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,720
I'm so cold.

555
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,319
I'd like it a little bit chillier,

556
00:21:25,319 --> 00:21:27,759
so I'll move the air around my face.

557
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,599
I'm trying to keep my extremities warm

558
00:21:31,599 --> 00:21:33,599
by moving my hand back and forth,

559
00:21:33,599 --> 00:21:36,720
but it's just cooling me down more.

560
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:41,720
16 cold damage on this larger fellow here.

561
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,160
It's this guy's turn.

562
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:50,000
Okay, so he charges in and he pulls

563
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:55,000
what looks like a glowing orb from his bag,

564
00:21:55,000 --> 00:22:00,000
and he lets forth a breath of green noxious gas

565
00:22:01,079 --> 00:22:06,079
into the room, and you guys take some damage.

566
00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:11,200
If I roll well on the ranged spell attack,

567
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:16,200
that's a 17 at one target, Flint.

568
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,240
Hooray, I'm the lucky one.

569
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,799
So that's a 17, that doesn't hit.

570
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:25,599
Fuck.

571
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,720
That was a lot of lead up for not a lot there.

572
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,799
It's all right, I appreciate it not hitting.

573
00:22:31,799 --> 00:22:32,639
Yeah, that's okay.

574
00:22:32,639 --> 00:22:34,079
Anyways, he's gonna charge in

575
00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:37,440
and swing his short sword as well,

576
00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:43,480
and that's a 17 also at Flint.

577
00:22:44,399 --> 00:22:45,240
Fuck.

578
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,559
All right.

579
00:22:48,559 --> 00:22:50,519
I mean, we were gonna have to fight a dragon, Russ,

580
00:22:50,519 --> 00:22:52,399
so like, it's fine.

581
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,240
What are you guys doing in the closet?

582
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,080
Are you guys just-

583
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,280
A lot of air motions, like,

584
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,040
I'm swinging a fake sword.

585
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,680
Nobody should jump out, you're just gonna let Flint

586
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,640
and Nulara and Laska take care of it.

587
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,160
Oh, well, no, of course,

588
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,120
once it gets to our initiative, whoever's-

589
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,920
Delaine is up, this is why I'm asking.

590
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,880
Oh, well-

591
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,720
Well, hold on.

592
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,440
Do you guys, talking about this

593
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,720
as characters in the closet

594
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,240
while the first part of the battle's going on,

595
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,720
you see that they are destroying fucking everybody

596
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,359
that's walking through these doors, and you're like-

597
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:26,200
Are you hot?

598
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,799
Should we, what?

599
00:23:28,799 --> 00:23:30,079
Wanna fool around a bit?

600
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,640
Should we just let them, if it turns,

601
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,960
maybe we go out and we help them,

602
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,279
but maybe we just let them kind of clean house

603
00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:40,960
and then we help for after.

604
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,680
Well, cause Nerenvane hasn't come in yet, right?

605
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,759
These have all just been like schmoes.

606
00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:46,920
Well, yeah, this is like a human dude in armor.

607
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,759
Yeah, we're just killing minions right now.

608
00:23:48,759 --> 00:23:50,519
I wouldn't be mad if they didn't come out.

609
00:23:50,519 --> 00:23:52,079
They can't know that, but I wouldn't be mad.

610
00:23:52,079 --> 00:23:56,359
Not to mention that they, like,

611
00:23:56,359 --> 00:24:00,480
maybe once it all dies down,

612
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,920
then Theo whispers like,

613
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,319
move the bodies out of the line of sight,

614
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,160
cause no one's yelled out.

615
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,799
No one's been like, hey, they're like,

616
00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:12,640
no one's sounded the alarm.

617
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,480
No one's heard them.

618
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,319
No one's heard them.

619
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:15,160
No one's heard them.

620
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,000
I've been killing them so fast.

621
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,680
Exactly, no one's shouted out.

622
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,880
So all of those people died in less than six seconds.

623
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,160
So just put it that way.

624
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,840
You guys are so bad ass.

625
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,759
Cause we haven't even been

626
00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:25,920
through initiative order yet.

627
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,720
Okay, I squeezed Delaine's bicep.

628
00:24:31,519 --> 00:24:34,320
We had a thing, don't you deny it?

629
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,240
No, I said- Yeah.

630
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,440
Thaddeus and Flamingons go find somewhere else.

631
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,200
You ruined it, Russ, you ruined it.

632
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,120
Guys, I think we should stay here

633
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,080
and wait until Nerenvane comes in.

634
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,600
They've got this.

635
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,360
Yeah, they look like they got it.

636
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,200
Maybe I'll just kind of look around

637
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,240
and see if I can find anything else in here.

638
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,280
Sure, yeah.

639
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,280
I like to look around.

640
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,560
Don't make any noise.

641
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,400
Okay.

642
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,360
It's my strong suit, you know.

643
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,640
We need to be the surprise second attack.

644
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,840
Okay, so let's say Delaine, Thaddeus and Flamingons

645
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,520
and Thea, if you want to,

646
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,200
are investigating this room

647
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,000
to see if you can find everything, anything else.

648
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:16,840
Sure, we're just running to-

649
00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:17,679
So everybody roll-

650
00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:18,759
It's personal stuff.

651
00:25:18,759 --> 00:25:22,159
Everybody in that room, roll an investigation check.

652
00:25:22,159 --> 00:25:24,519
Well, I got a one.

653
00:25:24,519 --> 00:25:27,079
But Thea's too busy looking at Delaine's ass.

654
00:25:27,079 --> 00:25:29,199
A 12 for Thaddeus.

655
00:25:29,199 --> 00:25:34,199
Flamingons gets a 17 plus.

656
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,000
Whoa.

657
00:25:37,159 --> 00:25:38,000
Flamingons.

658
00:25:39,679 --> 00:25:41,439
Investigation minus one, 16.

659
00:25:42,839 --> 00:25:45,639
So in this time,

660
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,040
you're just kind of looking around.

661
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,560
I'll tell you what you find later.

662
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,400
Nulara, you're up.

663
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,720
Back to the top.

664
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,720
Oh, okay.

665
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,120
Guy is now through the door.

666
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:59,120
That is 25 on that attack.

667
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,320
Yep, that'll hit.

668
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,960
10 damage.

669
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,840
Second attack is only a 16.

670
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,360
He's pretty heavily armored.

671
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,440
Probably doesn't hit, hey.

672
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:12,600
16 still hits.

673
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,560
Oh, sweet.

674
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,080
Not that heavily armored.

675
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,000
Oh my God, this was almost the worst roll I could get.

676
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,840
Almost.

677
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,640
That is six damage.

678
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,480
So we've experienced these-

679
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,800
Two ones and a two.

680
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,640
Almost the best damage.

681
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:25,480
So I got almost the best.

682
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,320
And almost the worst.

683
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,160
And then almost the worst.

684
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,000
Okay.

685
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:28,840
Yeah, exactly.

686
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:29,680
BAlydince.

687
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,640
And then Donny only got a 13.

688
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:33,720
That will not hit.

689
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,520
What if he's going for the ear?

690
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,080
He's wearing a helmet.

691
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,440
But it has ear flaps

692
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,240
and he left them open by mistake.

693
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:42,080
Yeah.

694
00:26:42,639 --> 00:26:46,839
That's a 17.

695
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:47,679
17 will hit.

696
00:26:47,679 --> 00:26:48,519
Excellent.

697
00:26:50,039 --> 00:26:51,759
Oh, 22.

698
00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:52,599
Nice.

699
00:26:56,879 --> 00:26:58,439
Okay, math.

700
00:26:58,439 --> 00:27:00,359
I just stared at that number for far too long

701
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,079
and it was an easy number too.

702
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,679
If you could put in a long pause

703
00:27:03,679 --> 00:27:04,639
as you're editing into there,

704
00:27:04,639 --> 00:27:07,480
rest to make it seem like you really struggled with it.

705
00:27:10,159 --> 00:27:11,000
Okay.

706
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:11,839
So you-

707
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:12,680
Can I attack again?

708
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,519
Oh, right.

709
00:27:13,519 --> 00:27:14,559
Yeah, you still get a fucking turn.

710
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:15,400
Yeah, I do.

711
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,319
But I got a 10.

712
00:27:16,319 --> 00:27:17,680
So I don't think that's gonna hit.

713
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,519
No.

714
00:27:18,519 --> 00:27:19,359
Yes.

715
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:20,759
Your cockiness just,

716
00:27:20,759 --> 00:27:23,319
you glance off after you take a huge chunk of it.

717
00:27:23,319 --> 00:27:24,279
The three I rolled

718
00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:26,119
isn't quite good enough to cut it.

719
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:26,960
Yeah.

720
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:31,000
So Laska doesn't use

721
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,359
or recharge her cold breath.

722
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:34,359
Maybe she does,

723
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,079
but then she doesn't.

724
00:27:37,079 --> 00:27:38,720
Everybody's got theme songs tonight.

725
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,559
I like this.

726
00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:40,839
Doesn't recharge your cold breath.

727
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,200
But goes to bite the individual

728
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:49,560
for a 13 and misses.

729
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,080
You see the human

730
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:54,600
right himself

731
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,520
and look like he's focusing very hard

732
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,760
on to Nulara.

733
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:05,240
He gets to roll with fanatic advantage.

734
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,080
He's a fan.

735
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,000
He's a big fan of mine.

736
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,360
Twice, twice-ly.

737
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,440
Twice-ly?

738
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,559
So for the first hit,

739
00:28:12,559 --> 00:28:14,880
that is an 18.

740
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,519
Second time you've used the word twice-ly

741
00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:17,759
like it's really a word.

742
00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:19,039
It will be by the end of this.

743
00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:19,880
He's starting a movie.

744
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,279
Second one is a 21.

745
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:23,960
So an 18 and a 21.

746
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,960
Those both hit.

747
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:28,759
So we get 1d6 plus three piercing damage

748
00:28:28,759 --> 00:28:33,480
plus 2d6 poison damage

749
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,680
plus 3d6 extra damage.

750
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,640
Son of a bitch.

751
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,360
28 for the first strike.

752
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:42,200
Oh.

753
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,400
Fucking fuck.

754
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,680
And he doesn't get the extra 3d6 on the second.

755
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,520
Hooray.

756
00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:52,200
And then another seven damage.

757
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,520
Holy son of a bitch.

758
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,920
Five of which is poisonous.

759
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,360
Fuck, dudes.

760
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,200
So you guys are hiding in the closet

761
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,280
and you're looking around

762
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,200
and Flamikins Kins yells,

763
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,000
Hey, hey girls.

764
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,840
He yells at us.

765
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,360
Flamikins Kins first yells

766
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,520
and then corrects herself.

767
00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:10,519
She said, hey, oh, wait, shh.

768
00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:13,160
Hey, behind these, behind this statue,

769
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,879
these eyes, these here,

770
00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:16,759
there's, it looks like there's a passageway

771
00:29:16,759 --> 00:29:18,359
to get in somewhere else.

772
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,279
Okay, go check it out, girlfriend.

773
00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:22,839
She pokes her head through.

774
00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:25,039
She's like, there's a bunch of gold in here.

775
00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:26,920
We should go get it when we're dead.

776
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,359
Shh.

777
00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:30,000
Okay, calm yourself.

778
00:29:30,879 --> 00:29:31,960
Okay, you guys doing anything else

779
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:32,960
or you're just good?

780
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,400
Okay, Nulara, you're up.

781
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:36,519
Okay.

782
00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:39,960
The gentleman is not looking overly good.

783
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,200
He's bleeding from like everywhere.

784
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:46,480
Okay, so that is,

785
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,759
why can't I just remember what my pluses are?

786
00:29:49,759 --> 00:29:51,759
That is a 19.

787
00:29:51,759 --> 00:29:53,319
Yep.

788
00:29:53,319 --> 00:29:54,160
That'll hit.

789
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,079
I think we should all have songs like this tonight.

790
00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:00,559
18 damage.

791
00:30:00,559 --> 00:30:01,799
Yeah.

792
00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:02,799
18.

793
00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:07,399
So after this guy hurts you real bad,

794
00:30:07,399 --> 00:30:10,159
how do you kill this long lost lover of yours?

795
00:30:10,159 --> 00:30:11,839
I mean, I probably just chop his head off

796
00:30:11,839 --> 00:30:13,680
because it's all I ever want to do.

797
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,119
I was gonna say, you guys love it.

798
00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:16,279
It's very dramatic.

799
00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:18,480
With a quick swift strike,

800
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,000
you cleave his head off

801
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,559
and the helmeted skull clangs to the ground

802
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:27,119
and he is also dead.

803
00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:28,960
And the room, I would say is clear,

804
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,240
but it's kind of a fucking mess.

805
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,440
Like you guys really,

806
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,759
you got to have the cleaning lady in or something.

807
00:30:35,759 --> 00:30:38,920
I am gonna do a healing surge.

808
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,240
I don't want people to use spell slots to heal me

809
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,759
because we're gonna need them for more fighting,

810
00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:47,759
but I'm down 50 hit points, so.

811
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,160
Only half of that was the bad guys.

812
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,599
I said, sorry, what do you want?

813
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,760
Yeah, can we all zap out a healing surge or a rest?

814
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,960
Yeah, it doesn't sound like anybody

815
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,880
is coming immediately behind these guys,

816
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,760
so you have a minute to collect yourselves

817
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,480
and do whatever you decide you want to do.

818
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,320
What is the healing surge again?

819
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,160
I use one of my hit dice.

820
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,000
One of your hit die.

821
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,040
What are you guys doing?

822
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,840
You don't hear anything coming from the way

823
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,440
that these cultists members had come,

824
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,200
which is kind of odd because you heard a dragon roar

825
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,200
and kind of shake the walls.

826
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000
Flamikins told you there is a secret passageway

827
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,120
in the closet, so let's pick up there.

828
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,760
Guys, there's a thing back here.

829
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,360
There's a whole bunch of like golden shit back here.

830
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,320
Okay, well, let's look.

831
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,040
Is it a secret passageway

832
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,080
or like a closet in the closet full of gold?

833
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:51,080
No, you look and it opens up into a much larger chamber

834
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,800
that has piles of gold and goods

835
00:31:54,839 --> 00:31:58,279
all throughout the cavern.

836
00:31:58,279 --> 00:32:01,680
Guys, do you think this might be Kuth's treasure hoard?

837
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,720
It could be.

838
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:04,680
Seems like it.

839
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,519
Is it big enough?

840
00:32:05,519 --> 00:32:06,359
Is it?

841
00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:07,960
Oh, it's definitely big enough in there

842
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,799
that it could be what it is.

843
00:32:09,799 --> 00:32:11,119
You got that bag of holding?

844
00:32:11,119 --> 00:32:11,919
How much does it hold?

845
00:32:11,919 --> 00:32:13,599
Can we put all this treasure in there?

846
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,799
I don't think we can.

847
00:32:15,799 --> 00:32:18,839
I mean, you could put a lot of it in there.

848
00:32:18,839 --> 00:32:21,759
Just remember to take it out at some undetermined time.

849
00:32:21,759 --> 00:32:22,960
Right, so bad.

850
00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:25,639
I mean, generally,

851
00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:27,039
we probably don't really need this gold.

852
00:32:27,039 --> 00:32:29,519
We mostly work in a socialist system

853
00:32:29,519 --> 00:32:33,440
where we don't really pay for a lot of things.

854
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,000
What about like fun items and things

855
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:35,839
that might be there though?

856
00:32:35,839 --> 00:32:37,240
Yeah, is there anything fun?

857
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,839
Can I do a fun item search?

858
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:40,680
Are you guys going into the room

859
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,799
or are you just kind of looking from the door?

860
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:46,359
Can we look for like traps and things on the way?

861
00:32:46,359 --> 00:32:47,359
Yeah, sure.

862
00:32:47,359 --> 00:32:48,200
So are you guys-

863
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,319
Yeah, like how I just told Flamikins Kins

864
00:32:49,319 --> 00:32:50,680
to stick her head in there.

865
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,879
Well, yeah, you're just-

866
00:32:51,879 --> 00:32:53,680
Yeah, no, I just need some golden shit.

867
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,160
Like there's a little bit of a pool area,

868
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,799
but doesn't look like there's any way in or out to me.

869
00:33:00,759 --> 00:33:03,120
So just a big treasure cavern.

870
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,600
Like other than making the dragon mad,

871
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,320
which it's already gonna be pretty mad that we're here.

872
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,160
I don't know that-

873
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,360
It's not gonna be thrilled.

874
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,400
It's not gonna be excited

875
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,840
that we just like massacred all those dudes.

876
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,000
I like Tom's like look for cool stuff idea.

877
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:19,840
And traps.

878
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,120
Okay, let's look for cool shit.

879
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,080
So this room is-

880
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,240
And traps.

881
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,080
Traps first.

882
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,880
Fia's not poisoning anyone this time.

883
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,520
Yeah, I know.

884
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,160
Things have already been booby-trapped.

885
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,000
I know.

886
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,600
Fia doesn't even really wanna go in.

887
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,000
Maybe Fia just waits outside.

888
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:35,840
She's like-

889
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,440
Fool me once.

890
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,280
Exactly.

891
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,920
So who's going in?

892
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,920
I'll roll the like look for traps and shit

893
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:42,800
before I go in.

894
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,040
Oh yeah, for sure.

895
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,040
Everybody can make an investigation check there.

896
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,600
That is a 17 for Flint.

897
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,480
That's a nine.

898
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,920
Nine for Nulara.

899
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,400
Yeah, Flint, you determine that you can see no traps

900
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,520
in the doorway at the very least.

901
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,760
You can't see much further investigating in

902
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,040
without going into the room,

903
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,080
but through the doorway,

904
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,519
it looks like it's a clear shot.

905
00:34:08,519 --> 00:34:10,640
All right, let's run in with our eyes closed.

906
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,440
Who is staying behind in the closet?

907
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,960
I will stay behind.

908
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,800
Ooh.

909
00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:23,400
I was gonna stay behind, but now it feels awkward.

910
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,720
Third wheel.

911
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,000
All right, I feel like Delaine is staying behind

912
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,720
for reasons.

913
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,679
Yep, smoochin' reasons.

914
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:34,079
Delaine and Fia and Laska are staying behind

915
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:36,840
in the closet, everyone else.

916
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,760
Flemmingkins, Nulara, Thaddeus, and Flint.

917
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,400
I'm gonna say cautiously walk in

918
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,960
and roll an investigation check as you walk in there.

919
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:50,960
14 for Flint, and ooh, like a 21 for Thaddeus.

920
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,960
Damn, I only got like a nine.

921
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,760
Flemmingkins got 11.

922
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,720
You walk in, and this room straight ahead

923
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:01,880
is about 120 feet down, maybe about 150 feet wide,

924
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,760
and it narrows at different points.

925
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,159
It's a cave.

926
00:35:05,159 --> 00:35:09,199
There is a pool that is, as you walk in,

927
00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:14,199
opens up into what looks like a 75-foot span.

928
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:17,879
You look through the treasure hoards

929
00:35:17,879 --> 00:35:21,519
and you see there's tons of gold and copper.

930
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:23,399
As you're looking through,

931
00:35:23,399 --> 00:35:26,879
you catch the eye of different gold trade bars

932
00:35:26,879 --> 00:35:31,199
that Flint, you recognize, could be from Baldur's Gate

933
00:35:31,199 --> 00:35:32,639
and could be worth a pretty penny

934
00:35:32,639 --> 00:35:34,559
each in and of themselves.

935
00:35:34,559 --> 00:35:37,719
Flint, you also see, sticking up out

936
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:42,719
of the treasure hoard, you see a heavy crossbow

937
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,040
as well as a short bow on the other side of the room there.

938
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,960
And Nularaaaia, you're caught by what looks

939
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,840
like a shining globe mixed within the treasure.

940
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,320
I'm gonna nab that crossbow

941
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,720
because I think it'd be a good idea

942
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,800
for me to have a ranged weapon at some point

943
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,480
that isn't just a throwing axe.

944
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,840
Yeah. Sure.

945
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,080
You are crossing the room to retrieve this crossbow.

946
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,160
Nularaaaia, are you looking at this globe at all, or are you?

947
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,800
Sure, sure, why not?

948
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,680
Okay, and you are walking over to the globe,

949
00:36:11,679 --> 00:36:14,039
which is, as you're looking,

950
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,399
on the left side of the room, Flint,

951
00:36:15,399 --> 00:36:17,119
you're crossing the room. Okay.

952
00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:18,519
As you are crossing the room,

953
00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:21,839
you see a ripple in the water.

954
00:36:23,359 --> 00:36:25,199
And emerging from the water

955
00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:29,799
is a giant green dragon

956
00:36:29,799 --> 00:36:34,559
with a elven male sitting on its back.

957
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,399
Fuck.

958
00:36:36,639 --> 00:36:38,679
Happy to be in the closet, motherfuckers.

959
00:36:38,679 --> 00:36:40,519
Peace. Peace.

960
00:36:40,559 --> 00:36:42,559
Again, this is me and Flint.

961
00:36:42,559 --> 00:36:43,880
Do-do-do.

962
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,800
Starting with Flint and moving across

963
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,000
to Nularaaaia and Thaddeus and Flamikins,

964
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,440
the dragon lets forth its poison breath,

965
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,400
and everyone must make a constitution saving throw

966
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,440
in that area.

967
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,280
Ooh, that's my good one.

968
00:37:01,119 --> 00:37:03,599
Yeah, 22 for Flint.

969
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:04,440
14.

970
00:37:06,119 --> 00:37:09,119
And a 20 for Thaddeus.

971
00:37:09,119 --> 00:37:10,480
Fuck.

972
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,159
I'm taking a beating.

973
00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:13,880
And what for Flamikins?

974
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:14,719
15.

975
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,039
That's not good.

976
00:37:20,039 --> 00:37:21,199
That's not good.

977
00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:24,240
You don't know what to say happy about it.

978
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,719
I'm not happy about it, so to say.

979
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,280
So Thaddeus and Flint, you take half damage.

980
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,119
Half of a lot is still a lot.

981
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:36,159
Nularaaaia and Flamikins, you take full damage,

982
00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:38,679
which is 56 poison damage.

983
00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:40,159
Oh my god.

984
00:37:40,839 --> 00:37:42,079
Holy shit.

985
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:44,079
Glad I healed myself a million.

986
00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:48,119
So that's gonna be 28 for Thaddeus and Flint then.

987
00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:48,960
Ooh, fuck.

988
00:37:51,279 --> 00:37:54,359
Well, Flamikins is immediately down to seven.

989
00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,039
Seven hit points.

990
00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:57,960
Well, I'm down to 24 hit points,

991
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,239
so I'm not looking so good either.

992
00:38:02,399 --> 00:38:04,000
Roll for initiative.

993
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,079
Oh, good thing I got that real high initiative

994
00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:09,079
so I can just get like right in there.

995
00:38:10,399 --> 00:38:14,119
Uh, 10, 13.

996
00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:16,879
Flamikins gets a one, she gets a two.

997
00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:21,719
Thaddeus had a 19 and Flint with a 14.

998
00:38:22,599 --> 00:38:26,440
You are in what's called a dragon's lair.

999
00:38:27,399 --> 00:38:32,119
So there are lair actions that occur

1000
00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:35,199
and one of those is gonna happen right now.

1001
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:36,399
We all get healed 20?

1002
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,279
I wish.

1003
00:38:38,279 --> 00:38:39,799
What a nice dragon.

1004
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,480
Such a good dragon lair.

1005
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:48,160
Flint, beneath you grasping roots and vines erupt

1006
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,920
in a 20 foot radius centered immediately where you are

1007
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,240
and that area becomes difficult terrain

1008
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:59,640
and you must succeed a strength saving throw

1009
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,880
or be restrained by roots and vines.

1010
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,760
Well, strength is a real, real good one.

1011
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,920
So plus four bonus 18.

1012
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,840
Okay, so you are not immediately restrained

1013
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,400
but it is difficult terrain.

1014
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,480
So that's half speed if I am trying to move through it.

1015
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,559
So that is half speed and you have 20 feet

1016
00:39:19,559 --> 00:39:24,159
to go to get out of this vine area.

1017
00:39:24,159 --> 00:39:26,440
Thaddeus is up.

1018
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,920
Thaddeus, Nularaaaa and Flamikins are closer

1019
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,000
to where the secret entrance door was.

1020
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,599
The dragon is now in between where those guys are

1021
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:38,639
and where Flint is.

1022
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,319
So kind of in the center of the room

1023
00:39:40,319 --> 00:39:41,960
and Flint is more towards the back of the room

1024
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,159
from where that secret chamber is.

1025
00:39:45,159 --> 00:39:47,759
Okay, so how far away is Flint?

1026
00:39:47,759 --> 00:39:50,879
So you're about 50 feet from the dragon.

1027
00:39:50,879 --> 00:39:55,879
Okay, Thaddeus is going to call upon his god,

1028
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,719
Tyr, the god of justice.

1029
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:00,879
He's gonna call upon him

1030
00:40:00,879 --> 00:40:04,599
to get some fucking mass healing word going

1031
00:40:04,599 --> 00:40:07,000
but he's gonna cast it at a fifth level spell slot.

1032
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,320
So it's a couple extra D4s

1033
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:15,119
that up to six targets within 60 feet will be healed.

1034
00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:18,039
And so that's everybody I wanna be healed.

1035
00:40:18,039 --> 00:40:23,039
So that being said, so it's a fifth level

1036
00:40:23,079 --> 00:40:26,119
so that's gonna be three D4 for everybody

1037
00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:28,519
plus spell casting ability.

1038
00:40:28,519 --> 00:40:31,280
So that's 15 points, everybody's getting back.

1039
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,840
Yay.

1040
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:37,400
So after taking a large chunk of poison damage,

1041
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,160
Thaddeus' hands and eyes glow

1042
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,600
as he mutters his incantation

1043
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,400
and everybody feels a little bit rejuvenated.

1044
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,039
You mean people in the closet?

1045
00:40:48,039 --> 00:40:49,800
No, you guys are within?

1046
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,440
No, you have to be within,

1047
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,640
no, they'd be outside of the range.

1048
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,039
That's what I thought, okay.

1049
00:40:55,039 --> 00:40:58,360
But everybody in the room should be able to.

1050
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,800
Yeah, so Flamikins, Flint, Thaddeus, and Nularaaaa.

1051
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,000
Yeah, yep.

1052
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,320
So it's a dragon's turn.

1053
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,760
Yay.

1054
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,360
And he recharges his poison breath.

1055
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,320
Of course he does.

1056
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,120
And he turns and points at Flint

1057
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,960
who is trapped in his vines

1058
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,039
and he lets forth his poison breath.

1059
00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:21,880
Bring it.

1060
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,400
All on top of Flint.

1061
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,240
So you need to make that.

1062
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,240
I can roll another con save, I can do it.

1063
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:28,400
Constitution saving throw.

1064
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,000
That is a 16.

1065
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,160
You take 56 poison damage.

1066
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,039
Oh my God.

1067
00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:41,680
Ugh, all right.

1068
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,200
Nerenvane jumps off of his back

1069
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,920
and Cuth flies up to the wall

1070
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,920
and he lets forth an enormous roar

1071
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,559
inside of this chamber and the walls shake

1072
00:41:53,559 --> 00:41:57,280
and you feel a warmth.

1073
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,800
Do we just pee?

1074
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:03,920
Did we just wet ourselves?

1075
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,480
Everyone pees.

1076
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,559
No, you feel a warmth coming from the garland

1077
00:42:09,559 --> 00:42:11,240
around your neck.

1078
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,039
And you feel like you should be afraid at this moment

1079
00:42:16,039 --> 00:42:19,519
but you have dodged the frightful presence

1080
00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:20,639
of this dragon.

1081
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:24,680
However, Delane and Laska did not have those.

1082
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,320
Delane and Laska aren't even in the cave.

1083
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:28,559
The cave.

1084
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,559
If we weren't in range to get-

1085
00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:32,920
Within 120 feet.

1086
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:33,760
Oh shit.

1087
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,240
Yeah, so they are within range.

1088
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:41,240
So Delane is not afraid but Laska wets herself.

1089
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,320
Aw.

1090
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,000
And backs away so she can no longer move

1091
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:50,000
towards the dragon until she saves

1092
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,000
that wisdom saving throw.

1093
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,120
Delane's turn.

1094
00:42:55,119 --> 00:42:59,239
Delane steps out of the secret closet area

1095
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:04,239
and takes aim at the dragon and loses his longbow.

1096
00:43:05,199 --> 00:43:08,599
He hits with his longbow.

1097
00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:12,759
As a bonus action, the archer can add 1d10

1098
00:43:12,759 --> 00:43:15,159
to its next damage roll with the longbow or shortbow

1099
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,400
so he's probably gonna do that.

1100
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,239
I bet he would.

1101
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,079
He's a smart guy that Delane.

1102
00:43:18,079 --> 00:43:20,759
He's a smart cookie, smart cookie that Delane.

1103
00:43:20,759 --> 00:43:24,960
So he gets 1d8 plus four and 1d10.

1104
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:29,960
So that is 20 piercing damage directly into the dragon.

1105
00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:31,159
He's gonna do that again.

1106
00:43:31,159 --> 00:43:32,119
So that's 19.

1107
00:43:32,119 --> 00:43:34,199
That will also hit.

1108
00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:36,079
So that is seven more damage.

1109
00:43:37,679 --> 00:43:39,240
Flint, you're up.

1110
00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:44,240
And Flint, just make a d20 roll for me.

1111
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:45,280
Great.

1112
00:43:46,119 --> 00:43:47,920
That's a eight.

1113
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,760
Okay, you're good.

1114
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,559
So you can take your turn now.

1115
00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:51,400
Oh, all right.

1116
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,760
Well, that's nice to know.

1117
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,760
I guess I'm slow going out of these weeds I'm in, hey?

1118
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,120
Yeah, so your speed is halved.

1119
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,920
So you got 20 feet to cover.

1120
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,520
So I think you're, you got a 30 foot.

1121
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,600
So you can only get 15 feet through these weeds.

1122
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,280
I actually have a 25.

1123
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,360
Thank you for noticing.

1124
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,760
You can only, sorry, fair enough.

1125
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,560
I will go 12 and a half feet

1126
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,640
through these vines and everything.

1127
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:17,680
Nice.

1128
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:22,480
I will take a healing surge because, uh-huh.

1129
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,320
Yep.

1130
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,280
Makes sense.

1131
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,119
So that's eight.

1132
00:44:26,119 --> 00:44:26,960
Oh, plus my con.

1133
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,719
So that's 12 hit points back.

1134
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:29,960
Excellent.

1135
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:34,599
And I'm also going to use my second wind skill,

1136
00:44:34,599 --> 00:44:37,639
which gives me a 1d10 plus my level bonus

1137
00:44:37,639 --> 00:44:41,079
as another healing factor.

1138
00:44:41,079 --> 00:44:42,719
So that's another 17.

1139
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:44,039
17 heals, okay.

1140
00:44:44,039 --> 00:44:45,679
Yep, so I've got some hit points back.

1141
00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:48,920
I'm three quarters of the way through the vines.

1142
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,719
Oh, I guess I could like throw an axe at him, eh?

1143
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,760
There's vaulted ceiling, 60 feet high.

1144
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,000
So as long as you can throw at 60 feet

1145
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,480
plus another probably 20 feet, you're probably good.

1146
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,360
I can throw at 60 feet,

1147
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,400
but how about that fancy crossbow I picked up?

1148
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,760
Is that an option?

1149
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:05,800
Yeah, you could do that.

1150
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,360
I can give you some stats on that.

1151
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,320
Yeah, it'll be whatever your attack roll is.

1152
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,240
Okay.

1153
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:19,240
Plus your proficiency, plus your dexterity.

1154
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,240
Okay, so plus five.

1155
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,920
Got it.

1156
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,080
It's a 17.

1157
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,640
17 misses, unfortunately.

1158
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,160
But if you were to hit,

1159
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,240
it would be 1d10 plus your dexterity,

1160
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,440
plus your proficiency.

1161
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,280
Okay.

1162
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,760
So 1d10 plus five.

1163
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,800
Got it.

1164
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,000
Guys, 17 doesn't hit, keep that in mind.

1165
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,520
New Laura.

1166
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,680
Where's Narenvane just like chilling on the shore?

1167
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:48,680
He's near the pond, which is, or the lake rather,

1168
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,800
which is from where you are.

1169
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,800
Probably 75 feet from you.

1170
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,080
Well, that's too far, come on.

1171
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,880
Yeah, I know.

1172
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:00,400
Okay, as a bonus action,

1173
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,960
I'm gonna cast Hunter's Mark on Narenvane,

1174
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:08,120
which just gives me an extra d6 damage

1175
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,760
if I hit him until he's dead,

1176
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,000
and then I can give it to someone else.

1177
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,840
Yep.

1178
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,320
And I guess I am going to try to hit him

1179
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,320
with my light crossbow.

1180
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,600
That is a 10, so that will not do it.

1181
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,440
No.

1182
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,720
And that is a nine, so that will not do it either.

1183
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:33,320
Also won't do it.

1184
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,360
Oh, I guess Donnie's gonna bite him.

1185
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,360
He's not probably, but.

1186
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,160
Nope, Donnie does not bite him, so that is a six.

1187
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,039
Okay.

1188
00:46:42,039 --> 00:46:43,800
It's just I'm hurt, guys, I'm sorry.

1189
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,920
It's understandable.

1190
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,080
Do you move anywhere?

1191
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,519
Do you do anything?

1192
00:46:47,519 --> 00:46:48,360
Where?

1193
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:49,840
As leadingly.

1194
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,680
Yeah.

1195
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,519
Yeah.

1196
00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:56,280
I think, cause I had started walking towards that orb,

1197
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,720
like where am I even?

1198
00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,880
Like in the middle of the cave?

1199
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,760
So you've walked through the secret door,

1200
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,160
the pond would be to your,

1201
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,559
or the lake shore would be to your left or your right,

1202
00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:08,200
and you have gone to the left.

1203
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:13,200
So you are about 45 feet from the secret room

1204
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:19,160
and about 15 or 20 feet from this globe that you saw.

1205
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,160
Okay, I wanna walk to the globe.

1206
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,440
You walk to the globe and you pick it up

1207
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,720
and you sense that it has some magical properties,

1208
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:33,240
but you can't quite tell what they are at this moment.

1209
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,400
Okay.

1210
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,800
Well, I'll put it in my pocket.

1211
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:39,280
Hey, Thea, you're up.

1212
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,280
Huh.

1213
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,680
She says that she's cowering in the closet.

1214
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:48,120
Okay, well, Thea's gonna get her ass in there.

1215
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,760
How far is Nerenvame from me?

1216
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,800
So you have just entered the room?

1217
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,640
Yeah.

1218
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,480
60 feet.

1219
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:57,960
Nice, I'm gonna stay at the entrance.

1220
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,680
Not moving any closer,

1221
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,080
but I am going to conjure Moonbeam.

1222
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:08,080
So I am going to conjure it at my fourth level spell

1223
00:48:08,759 --> 00:48:13,759
slot, which is going to make this thing 4d10 damage,

1224
00:48:15,679 --> 00:48:18,279
but you must make a constitution saving throw.

1225
00:48:18,279 --> 00:48:19,319
It's 21.

1226
00:48:19,319 --> 00:48:21,639
Fuck him, well, he will take half of my damage.

1227
00:48:21,639 --> 00:48:23,199
27.

1228
00:48:23,199 --> 00:48:24,039
Half.

1229
00:48:24,039 --> 00:48:26,159
So he can take 13 of my damage.

1230
00:48:26,159 --> 00:48:31,159
Yeah, your Moonbeam erupts in the chamber.

1231
00:48:33,159 --> 00:48:35,079
Why is everything erupting in the chamber?

1232
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,400
What is with the bed that never gets dirty?

1233
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,480
Everything's erupting in this chamber.

1234
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:40,480
What is happening?

1235
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,559
Yeah, your Moonbeam comes to light.

1236
00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:47,440
Wait, does the song Eruption by Van Halen play?

1237
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:48,280
Absolutely.

1238
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,559
If it does, get out of here.

1239
00:48:50,559 --> 00:48:52,280
It just says shines down.

1240
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,720
You could also say the same thing.

1241
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:56,920
The Moonlight shines down upon him

1242
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,720
and lets forth a glow of glistening light

1243
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:00,880
across the pond.

1244
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,880
And everybody is quite happy except Nerenvame,

1245
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,200
who took some damage, damn it.

1246
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,840
And it's Nerenvame's turn.

1247
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,880
I'm hoping if we kill him, the dragon will go away,

1248
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,600
like the dragon's under his spell or something.

1249
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:15,440
You would think.

1250
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:17,760
Wishful thinking.

1251
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,800
It's Nerenvame's turn.

1252
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:20,640
Yay.

1253
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,240
Yay, let's see what he's all about.

1254
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,680
He doesn't like that.

1255
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,560
We know your dad, he's really disappointed in you.

1256
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:30,880
Do you actually yell that?

1257
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:31,880
Yeah, yell it.

1258
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,080
My father doesn't know what's coming to him

1259
00:49:34,119 --> 00:49:37,119
and he lets forth an eldritch arrow

1260
00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:38,920
after he moves out of the moonbeam.

1261
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:39,920
He moves out of it.

1262
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:40,759
Oh, does he?

1263
00:49:40,759 --> 00:49:41,920
He walks to the side a little bit,

1264
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,759
just a step to the left.

1265
00:49:43,759 --> 00:49:45,279
Just a little shimmy step.

1266
00:49:45,279 --> 00:49:46,119
And then a jump to the right?

1267
00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:47,039
Or a jump to the right?

1268
00:49:47,039 --> 00:49:48,239
No, he doesn't jump to the right.

1269
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:49,079
He jumps further to the left.

1270
00:49:49,079 --> 00:49:50,199
Because then he jumps back into it?

1271
00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:51,360
Yeah.

1272
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:54,759
And lets forth an eldritch arrow towards Thea.

1273
00:49:56,519 --> 00:49:57,559
That might not do it.

1274
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,239
He gets two of those, but that's only a 12.

1275
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:03,639
No, that doesn't do it.

1276
00:50:04,679 --> 00:50:05,519
That's a 15.

1277
00:50:05,519 --> 00:50:06,519
That also doesn't do it.

1278
00:50:06,519 --> 00:50:08,960
So, but he's busy dancing

1279
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:13,960
and out of his hands come two luminous arrows

1280
00:50:14,199 --> 00:50:18,239
that kind of one whizzes by you

1281
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:21,279
and one glints off of your armor.

1282
00:50:21,279 --> 00:50:22,400
Well, it's his own fault

1283
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,440
for forgetting how to do the time warp properly.

1284
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:25,400
Yeah.

1285
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,960
Right?

1286
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,799
I'm sorry.

1287
00:50:27,799 --> 00:50:28,639
He took too many steps to the left.

1288
00:50:28,639 --> 00:50:31,480
Laska's turn who has to make,

1289
00:50:31,519 --> 00:50:34,599
who cannot move towards the dragon.

1290
00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:38,800
So Laska actually at the end of Laska's turn

1291
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,400
makes the saving throw.

1292
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,039
So Laska's next turn,

1293
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:46,039
she will be able to go into the chamber.

1294
00:50:46,039 --> 00:50:47,559
Flamikins.

1295
00:50:47,559 --> 00:50:49,240
Yeah, okay.

1296
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:52,039
Flamikins is gonna do this.

1297
00:50:52,039 --> 00:50:54,280
Flamikins is going to conjure,

1298
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,800
or I guess conjure an abjuration.

1299
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:01,800
She's gonna abjure Maximillian's earthen grasp.

1300
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:06,160
So she's creating a miniature hand sculpted from clay.

1301
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,120
It's what she's got.

1302
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:08,440
She has it in her pocket

1303
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,840
because she's prepared like that.

1304
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:12,480
And she's always been prepared.

1305
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,320
Yes.

1306
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,400
She is going to, and this is what this does.

1307
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,560
She chooses the five foot square upon,

1308
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,519
it says unoccupied space on the ground

1309
00:51:21,519 --> 00:51:23,140
that you can see within range.

1310
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:25,900
Oh, the target.

1311
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,600
I think it means unoccupied, not unoccupied.

1312
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,840
Yeah, it reaches for the creature beside it.

1313
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,600
So it has to be unoccupied

1314
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,760
because then this hand grabs at whoever you try to get.

1315
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,880
Well, she chooses five feet next to Nerenvang.

1316
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:41,880
Nerenvang. Okay.

1317
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,920
The target must make a strength saving throw.

1318
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,000
And on a failed save,

1319
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,440
the target takes 2d6 bludgeoning damage.

1320
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,480
And as an action,

1321
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,400
you can cause the hand to crush the restrained target.

1322
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,480
Sweet.

1323
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,320
Sorry, what type of strength?

1324
00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:57,559
Strength.

1325
00:51:57,559 --> 00:51:58,400
Hate that guy.

1326
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,800
That's his best.

1327
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,720
It's not his best.

1328
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:03,120
That's a 16.

1329
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,680
Against her.

1330
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,519
16.

1331
00:52:06,519 --> 00:52:07,480
If it meets the beats.

1332
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,320
All right.

1333
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:11,600
Well, it takes 2d6.

1334
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,440
You got the flame again.

1335
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,240
Six, four, 10 damage.

1336
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,440
So. Five.

1337
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,080
Five damage.

1338
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,720
So he's not restrained.

1339
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:21,360
He's not restrained.

1340
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,320
And then he steps to the left again.

1341
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,080
No, he doesn't.

1342
00:52:25,119 --> 00:52:26,360
He's in the water now.

1343
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,000
He's just treading water and not going.

1344
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,840
He's like off.

1345
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,279
I'll get this, don't worry.

1346
00:52:32,279 --> 00:52:33,880
He's like mad about it now

1347
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,079
because he's just not paying attention.

1348
00:52:35,079 --> 00:52:36,279
Yeah.

1349
00:52:36,279 --> 00:52:39,039
You see the dragon's eyes glow

1350
00:52:39,039 --> 00:52:43,360
and starting from where the entrance

1351
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,599
to the secret area is,

1352
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:50,599
all the way to just about where Nulara is,

1353
00:52:51,079 --> 00:52:54,239
cutting directly on top of

1354
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,800
everybody in that area,

1355
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,160
which is Thea, Delaine,

1356
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,680
who are standing at the entrance.

1357
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,600
Flamekin's Thaddeus.

1358
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,480
Not Nulara because she's outside the range.

1359
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,880
A wall of tangled brush bristling with thorns

1360
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,920
springs into existence.

1361
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,320
And the wall is 60 feet long, 10 feet high,

1362
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,640
and five feet thick.

1363
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,960
It appears on top of those people.

1364
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,240
And each of those people

1365
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,520
must make a dexterity saving throw.

1366
00:53:23,519 --> 00:53:24,360
Is that a 20?

1367
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,000
Flamekin's too?

1368
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:28,840
Yeah.

1369
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,360
That is a 20, but not critical for Thaddeus.

1370
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,679
Okay, it was a 15 for Flamekin's

1371
00:53:33,679 --> 00:53:35,199
and nat 20 for me.

1372
00:53:35,199 --> 00:53:36,759
Way to waste a nat 20.

1373
00:53:36,759 --> 00:53:39,159
Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.

1374
00:53:39,159 --> 00:53:42,679
So everybody saves, but.

1375
00:53:42,679 --> 00:53:43,920
There's always a but.

1376
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,000
There's always a but.

1377
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,679
You guys are pushed five feet from the wall

1378
00:53:47,679 --> 00:53:50,320
as it comes into existence.

1379
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:54,039
So Thaddeus and Flamekin's

1380
00:53:54,039 --> 00:53:57,400
are on the Narenvane side.

1381
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:01,320
Thea and Delaine are on the secret door side.

1382
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,240
Well, we did all we could.

1383
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,280
Ha ha ha ha.

1384
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,320
Good luck you guys.

1385
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,360
Thaddeus is up.

1386
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:10,480
All right.

1387
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,120
What to do, what to do?

1388
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,120
And where is Narenvane standing?

1389
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,880
Paint the picture for me where he is.

1390
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,640
Okay, so Thaddeus is on the Narenvane side

1391
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,160
of this bristling bush.

1392
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:26,840
And he sees there's a moonbeam

1393
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,280
kinda centered on the edge of this lake.

1394
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,400
And Narenvane is about five feet

1395
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,599
to the left of that at this point.

1396
00:54:36,599 --> 00:54:39,599
And the earthen hand is right behind him

1397
00:54:39,599 --> 00:54:40,720
or beside him?

1398
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:44,240
But I'm gonna say it's like directly beside him.

1399
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:45,200
Okay.

1400
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:50,200
And Thaddeus is 35 feet from him at this point.

1401
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,600
Excellent.

1402
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,960
And is there like water on any side of him?

1403
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,200
Like where can Narenvane go?

1404
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,920
There's water directly behind him.

1405
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,520
He can go forward towards Thaddeus

1406
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,800
or forward left or forward and right.

1407
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,120
Or directly back into the water if he's so desired.

1408
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:11,400
If that would be a weird choice, but.

1409
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,400
Sometimes he's gotta go for a swim.

1410
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,720
I mean, he just came up through the water, right?

1411
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:16,720
That's true.

1412
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:18,000
He's all wet. It's probably getting chilly.

1413
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,440
I'm gonna take a play from the Rust playbook

1414
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,480
in our Patreon game and cast Cloud of Daggers.

1415
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,280
Ooh, that's fun.

1416
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,440
Right in front of him,

1417
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,559
but also in between the moonbeam and the earthen hand.

1418
00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:30,760
Yeah, you will.

1419
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,119
And also touching him.

1420
00:55:32,119 --> 00:55:33,559
So it's hitting him,

1421
00:55:33,559 --> 00:55:35,599
but also just in front of him as well.

1422
00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:36,960
Sure, yeah.

1423
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,360
Okay, and I'm going to cast it at a,

1424
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,840
let's say fifth level spell slot.

1425
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,440
So it's just raining daggers.

1426
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,640
I'm gonna add a whole bunch of damage

1427
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,160
or at least as much as I can.

1428
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:53,160
So it's going to be 10d4, I do believe.

1429
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,000
Yeah, cause it's, well, it's 4d4 to start, right?

1430
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,800
And then 2d4 every level up and it's three levels up.

1431
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,960
So yeah, it should be 10d4 damage.

1432
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:04,800
Yep.

1433
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:06,440
I should have grabbed more d4s.

1434
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,280
Yeah.

1435
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,039
All right, here we go.

1436
00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:14,800
So that's 29 points of damage on your camera.

1437
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,320
Yay, cloud of dagger.

1438
00:56:18,559 --> 00:56:21,880
So there's a hand to the left of him,

1439
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,800
a moonbeam to the right and directly in front of him,

1440
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,840
this cloud of daggers with, it's like a blender.

1441
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,320
It's just churning up right on top of him,

1442
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,239
which is how Opal feels like it should work

1443
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:34,559
every goddamn fucking time.

1444
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:36,840
Every goddamn time.

1445
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:41,039
And just eviscerates his face.

1446
00:56:41,039 --> 00:56:43,120
How can you eviscerate someone's face?

1447
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,440
Doesn't he need viscera?

1448
00:56:45,559 --> 00:56:46,559
What's eviscerate?

1449
00:56:46,559 --> 00:56:49,240
It means your guts come out through his face.

1450
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:50,720
Through his face, it just-

1451
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:51,960
It's really bad.

1452
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:52,800
It's bad.

1453
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,620
It's really bad.

1454
00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:54,460
Yeah, it's-

1455
00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:56,360
If his face had guts, they're out.

1456
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,200
They're out.

1457
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:01,240
So he is not looking super happy about that.

1458
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,440
We can't even tell though.

1459
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,720
He could look happy, but his face is gone.

1460
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:07,800
His face is off.

1461
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:08,640
Cuthsturn.

1462
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,360
Oh, is it?

1463
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:13,400
Oh, and he recharged.

1464
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,560
How many turns does Cuth get?

1465
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:16,400
This guy.

1466
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,560
He gets one per piece.

1467
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:19,560
He's exhausting me.

1468
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,400
Too many.

1469
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,920
This dragon, I tell ya.

1470
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,440
We haven't even tried to do anything

1471
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,160
and had to deal with his legendary resistance bullshit.

1472
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,320
I know better than to try to control him.

1473
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,160
Yeah.

1474
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:38,000
So Cuth hops down and eyes up Nulara.

1475
00:57:39,679 --> 00:57:40,839
And- Of course he does.

1476
00:57:40,839 --> 00:57:43,079
In a line directly-

1477
00:57:43,079 --> 00:57:45,480
You feeling objectified this time?

1478
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,759
Cause I feel like many people are eyeing you up.

1479
00:57:48,759 --> 00:57:51,279
Lands pretty much in front of you.

1480
00:57:51,279 --> 00:57:53,839
And from a line from you all the way back

1481
00:57:53,839 --> 00:57:58,199
to Thea and Delaine lets forth his poison breath again.

1482
00:57:58,199 --> 00:57:59,239
Fuck.

1483
00:57:59,239 --> 00:58:01,559
And everybody's got to make a saving throw

1484
00:58:01,559 --> 00:58:03,279
of the constitution variety.

1485
00:58:03,279 --> 00:58:04,719
Shootin' for her, shootin' for her.

1486
00:58:04,719 --> 00:58:05,559
She got to shoot high.

1487
00:58:05,559 --> 00:58:06,400
Shoot for eight.

1488
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,960
Make it more than 15 or whatever

1489
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:10,000
that's been rolled and failed.

1490
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:10,840
So yeah.

1491
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,039
Well, Nulara got a nine

1492
00:58:12,039 --> 00:58:14,480
so it's not looking good for her.

1493
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,599
Thea got an eight, however.

1494
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:20,400
Nulara, aren't dragons like your favorite enemy

1495
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,239
or some bullshit?

1496
00:58:21,239 --> 00:58:22,239
They are, but all that gets me,

1497
00:58:22,239 --> 00:58:24,480
look at, I already have the book out

1498
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:26,480
cause I was like, I'm dying.

1499
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,679
But all it gets me is advantage

1500
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:34,720
on wisdom checks and intelligence checks

1501
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,840
for info about them.

1502
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,040
And I learned to speak draconic as well.

1503
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,240
I need to get lucky.

1504
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,120
I thought that's what happened in the closet.

1505
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,920
No, I'm going to use my inexplicable luck

1506
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,840
that is kicking in at just the right time

1507
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,680
to do the saving throw again

1508
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,840
to roll an additional d20.

1509
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:01,600
Okay.

1510
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,400
You can choose to spend one of your luck points

1511
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,960
after you rolled a die,

1512
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:06,760
but before the outcome is determined.

1513
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,120
Well, yeah, I know what the outcome is though.

1514
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,320
Okay, that's a 19.

1515
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:19,400
Okay, so Thea and Delaine save.

1516
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,680
Sorry.

1517
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,520
I'm sorry, Nulara.

1518
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,760
What is it, 56?

1519
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,280
Is it always 56?

1520
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,880
So here's the thing.

1521
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:30,880
I can give you 56 or I can roll the 16 d6

1522
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,440
and you can hope for all ones.

1523
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,880
Well, that's fine.

1524
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,519
I'm going to die anyway, so it doesn't matter.

1525
00:59:38,519 --> 00:59:40,280
Let's save the math.

1526
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,800
Okay, so 56.

1527
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:46,800
So half of that for you and Delaine, which is 28.

1528
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,480
Hey friends, I'm dead.

1529
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:54,880
Uh-oh, Nulara, are you okay over there?

1530
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,719
Oops.

1531
00:59:58,719 --> 00:59:59,559
Hey there.

1532
00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:01,000
I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

1533
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,960
Thank you for joining us for episode 38

1534
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:07,280
of Dumbgeons and Dragons titled A Cloud of Noxious Gas.

1535
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:09,199
It's not looking good for some.

1536
01:00:09,199 --> 01:00:10,440
Thank you.

1537
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,079
Yes, you.

1538
01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:14,679
Thank you for listening to Dumbgeons and Dragons

1539
01:00:14,679 --> 01:00:16,800
in our wild and crazy,

1540
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,560
and sometimes funny stories we have going on here.

1541
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,039
I don't think I thank you enough lately,

1542
01:00:22,039 --> 01:00:24,280
but we've seen huge downloads recently.

1543
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,600
So many new people are coming on.

1544
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,000
The Spotify numbers have been just crushing it.

1545
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,120
So if you're listening over there,

1546
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,360
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1547
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,600
We actually just passed 15,000 downloads this past week

1548
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,800
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1549
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,560
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1550
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:39,880
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1551
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,200
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1552
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:45,000
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1553
01:00:45,039 --> 01:00:46,519
Another way you can support us as always,

1554
01:00:46,519 --> 01:00:48,199
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1555
01:00:48,199 --> 01:00:49,920
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1556
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:52,800
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1557
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,519
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1558
01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:56,880
as this episode is released,

1559
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,800
and it was a blast talking with everyone.

1560
01:00:58,800 --> 01:00:59,639
It always is.

1561
01:00:59,639 --> 01:01:01,360
And we want to see you there too.

1562
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:03,039
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1563
01:01:03,039 --> 01:01:04,920
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1564
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:08,199
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1565
01:01:08,199 --> 01:01:09,599
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1566
01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:10,559
We hope you'll check it out

1567
01:01:10,559 --> 01:01:12,000
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1568
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,599
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1569
01:01:14,759 --> 01:01:17,880
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1570
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,239
Oh, and one final thanks to Syrinscape

1571
01:01:20,239 --> 01:01:21,920
for some of the amazing atmosphere

1572
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,719
and music in this episode today.

1573
01:01:23,719 --> 01:01:26,000
Make sure you check them out at syrinscape.com

1574
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,599
to bring your games to life.

1575
01:01:27,599 --> 01:01:29,639
The next episode will be out back on regular schedule

1576
01:01:29,639 --> 01:01:31,079
in a couple of weeks, May 9th,

1577
01:01:31,079 --> 01:01:33,159
but we've kind of left our heroes

1578
01:01:33,159 --> 01:01:34,559
in a bit of a sticky situation.

1579
01:01:34,559 --> 01:01:37,559
So let's go see what happens next.

1580
01:01:37,559 --> 01:01:38,920
Hope it's okay.

1581
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,199
Have a great couple of weeks.

1582
01:01:40,199 --> 01:01:41,239
We'll talk soon.

1583
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:44,960
Hey friends, I'm dead.

1584
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,760
All right. Great. Great stuff.

1585
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,760
New Laura drops to the ground.

1586
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:53,760
I call New Laura.

1587
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,760
Avenge me, I say as I fall.

1588
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:02,760
I will, maybe.

1589
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,760
I'm not very reliable.

1590
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,760
A question for Amy.

1591
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,760
A question for Amy.

1592
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,080
Is this feather fan that you gave me

1593
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,680
that has glass bobbles and is bedazzled?

1594
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,680
Does it do anything like amazing

1595
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,880
that you didn't tell me about at the time?

1596
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,680
Because now would be a really good time

1597
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,000
for it to do something amazing.

1598
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,000
It waves away poison breath.

1599
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:38,360
Actually, inside each of those bobbles

1600
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:46,360
I have cast a spell on them at the time

1601
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,960
that they are each healing that heal you for one D8.

1602
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:53,120
And there are eight levels on your fan.

1603
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,640
You just made those bullshit up

1604
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,840
and you came up with a D8?

1605
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,240
Well, I needed it to be not outlandish.

1606
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:02,240
It needed to seem realistic.

1607
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,040
Remember Solstice?

1608
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,640
It was such a magical time.

1609
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,920
It was so magical.

1610
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,400
We were all alive.

1611
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:09,240
It was great.

1612
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:11,200
I love the fact that maybe on Flint's turn

1613
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,200
he might pull out this fan and be like...

1614
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:16,599
I'm not going to lie.

1615
01:03:16,599 --> 01:03:17,440
I'm thinking about it

1616
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:20,440
because I don't have a lot of other options.

1617
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:22,880
So write that down.

1618
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,840
Eight D8 magic.

1619
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:29,000
Okay, so Cuth lets forth his poison breath.

1620
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Nulara, you see drop to the ground.

1621
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,519
Delaine and Thea take some damage

1622
01:03:34,519 --> 01:03:37,759
and Cuth flies up to the ceiling

1623
01:03:37,759 --> 01:03:40,199
and grasps on with his claws.

1624
01:03:40,199 --> 01:03:41,239
You got to make a saving throw

1625
01:03:41,239 --> 01:03:43,079
to see if you keep your moonbeam.

1626
01:03:43,079 --> 01:03:44,239
I only got 11.

1627
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:46,840
Yeah, you didn't make it.

1628
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:47,960
Okay, that's all right.

1629
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,119
So the moonbeam is gone.

1630
01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:51,480
It is now Delaine's turn.

1631
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,320
And he is going to...

1632
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:54,880
I grab his arm and I say, kill him for me.

1633
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:59,199
He's going to load his bow with an arrow.

1634
01:03:59,199 --> 01:04:00,719
Can I hand him my arrow?

1635
01:04:00,719 --> 01:04:02,159
Your dragon killing arrow?

1636
01:04:02,159 --> 01:04:05,239
I pass him one of my dragon arrows.

1637
01:04:05,239 --> 01:04:06,319
Can I do that?

1638
01:04:06,319 --> 01:04:07,719
Yeah, you can do that.

1639
01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:12,719
He loads his bow with an arrow of dragon slaying.

1640
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:15,079
He kind of looks at it and is like,

1641
01:04:15,079 --> 01:04:17,399
no, I got bows, but oh.

1642
01:04:17,399 --> 01:04:18,920
No, no, this one.

1643
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:19,759
For luck.

1644
01:04:20,639 --> 01:04:21,879
Also, it murders dragon.

1645
01:04:21,879 --> 01:04:23,440
I was going to say, maybe you can just tell him.

1646
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:25,319
You don't have to be coy about it.

1647
01:04:25,319 --> 01:04:27,399
Well, I feel like everything's happening very fast.

1648
01:04:27,399 --> 01:04:28,799
Don't fucking question me.

1649
01:04:28,799 --> 01:04:31,159
I just thrust it into his hand.

1650
01:04:31,159 --> 01:04:32,000
He lets loose

1651
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:36,199
and he hits with a 24.

1652
01:04:36,199 --> 01:04:40,039
Sinks this arrow directly into the back of Kuth.

1653
01:04:40,039 --> 01:04:43,719
So he gets one D8 plus four and then the D10.

1654
01:04:43,719 --> 01:04:44,679
Arrow is a dragon slaying.

1655
01:04:44,679 --> 01:04:47,760
So it has to make a constitution saving throw.

1656
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,119
Which obviously it passes

1657
01:04:49,119 --> 01:04:51,840
because of legendary resistance.

1658
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:55,000
But it takes an extra six D10 piercing damage

1659
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,760
on a failed save or half as much on a successful.

1660
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,840
Okay, so first damage.

1661
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:04,480
17 damage from his initial hit.

1662
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:09,920
Then six D10 or I have to make a constitution saving throw.

1663
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:12,600
Which he's gonna, legendary resistance save.

1664
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,079
But I still have to roll.

1665
01:05:14,079 --> 01:05:17,039
Sorry, I'm trying to help.

1666
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:22,039
One, two, three, four, five, six.

1667
01:05:22,039 --> 01:05:24,960
Six D10s, those are all D10s.

1668
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,680
None of them are D8s.

1669
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,960
Okay, so that's 42.

1670
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:34,440
Halved, so 21 extra damage.

1671
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:38,559
And lets forth a bellowing roar and does not like that.

1672
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:40,000
But he loads another arrow

1673
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,960
and he's like, you got another one of those?

1674
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,039
Yeah, I hand him my second one, my last one.

1675
01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:47,680
And does it again.

1676
01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:50,120
But it glances off.

1677
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,760
The second arrow glances off its scales

1678
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,600
and falls to the ground a ways.

1679
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,440
Near me?

1680
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,280
A ways.

1681
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,120
It's kind of in the middle of the room.

1682
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:00,120
Not near Flint.

1683
01:06:00,119 --> 01:06:01,880
Kind of near Flint though?

1684
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,559
Yeah, not exactly near Flint.

1685
01:06:04,559 --> 01:06:09,039
So Cuth is going to use one of his legendary actions.

1686
01:06:09,039 --> 01:06:13,839
And he's going to wing attack both Thea and Delaine.

1687
01:06:13,839 --> 01:06:14,679
So he-

1688
01:06:14,679 --> 01:06:15,519
But I have my shield.

1689
01:06:15,519 --> 01:06:16,480
Yeah, you do.

1690
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,319
So you're fine.

1691
01:06:17,319 --> 01:06:19,679
You gotta make a saving throw.

1692
01:06:19,679 --> 01:06:23,079
So the dragon releases from the ceiling

1693
01:06:23,079 --> 01:06:26,400
and beats its wings together towards Delaine and Thea.

1694
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:29,920
And you each must make a dexterity saving throw.

1695
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,519
Do some sick flips.

1696
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:34,519
13.

1697
01:06:34,519 --> 01:06:36,039
Well, there's that wall of weeds.

1698
01:06:36,039 --> 01:06:36,880
It's not your fault.

1699
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,400
Delaine gets a 20.

1700
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:42,599
So that's 18 bludgeoning damage.

1701
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:44,960
And you are knocked prone

1702
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:49,000
and it flies back up to the ceiling.

1703
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:50,920
It's Flint's turn.

1704
01:06:52,639 --> 01:06:54,079
All right.

1705
01:06:54,079 --> 01:06:55,599
So I'm still in the weeds.

1706
01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:57,599
There's a dragon on the roof.

1707
01:06:57,599 --> 01:06:59,159
And where's Nerenvain?

1708
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,240
Nerenvain is on the, from you,

1709
01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:02,760
would be the opposite side

1710
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,840
of where the moonbeam previously was.

1711
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,080
All sliced up.

1712
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:10,320
And you still have seven and a half feet

1713
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,360
of vines to get through.

1714
01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:13,200
Right.

1715
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:15,920
Okay, well, yeah,

1716
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,160
I might as well get through all those vines.

1717
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:19,800
Yeah, so you move 15

1718
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,240
and I've got an extra 10 feet to go somewhere.

1719
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:23,080
Get your fan out.

1720
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,560
Yep.

1721
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,360
Get the fan out.

1722
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,680
I keep telling you, what the fan.

1723
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,560
So you are approximately from where you are,

1724
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,920
you are approximately 45 feet

1725
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:35,400
from Nerenvain at this point.

1726
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,240
Okay.

1727
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:39,120
How far to that dragon arrow out of curiosity?

1728
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,760
The dragon arrow would have gone,

1729
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:42,600
would have gone.

1730
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:46,920
I'm doing a little vector math here.

1731
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,040
You are probably 30 feet from the dragon arrow.

1732
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,360
It would be more to your right

1733
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,080
and to the back wall there.

1734
01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:55,640
Okay.

1735
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:58,560
So yeah, I'm going to use my last 10 feet

1736
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,079
of movement to go 10 feet towards that arrow.

1737
01:08:01,079 --> 01:08:02,159
Okay.

1738
01:08:02,159 --> 01:08:05,400
And I'm going to use that crossbow that I have

1739
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:07,759
because I'm not close to anything

1740
01:08:07,759 --> 01:08:09,960
and I'm going to shoot at Nerenvain with it.

1741
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,519
Sure.

1742
01:08:11,519 --> 01:08:14,759
Hopefully you hit him into like the hands or the.

1743
01:08:14,759 --> 01:08:16,279
That would be nice.

1744
01:08:16,279 --> 01:08:17,119
Yeah.

1745
01:08:17,119 --> 01:08:17,960
We're going to find out.

1746
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,319
So that is a 17 on the first one.

1747
01:08:20,319 --> 01:08:21,519
Hits.

1748
01:08:21,519 --> 01:08:24,680
And what did you say, one D10 plus five?

1749
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:27,079
One D10 plus five.

1750
01:08:27,119 --> 01:08:28,159
Okay.

1751
01:08:28,159 --> 01:08:29,000
So that's seven.

1752
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,800
So 12 damage.

1753
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:31,640
Okay.

1754
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,439
And I'll take a second shot at him.

1755
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:36,960
And that is a 17 again.

1756
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:37,960
Sweet. Yep.

1757
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:40,880
And this one.

1758
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,800
Oh, wait a minute.

1759
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:43,960
Let me just read something here.

1760
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:44,800
Hang on.

1761
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:45,640
Hang on.

1762
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:46,479
Hang on.

1763
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:49,199
Oh no, that's only with great weapons.

1764
01:08:49,199 --> 01:08:50,039
Okay.

1765
01:08:50,039 --> 01:08:50,859
Two and five.

1766
01:08:50,859 --> 01:08:51,699
So seven damage.

1767
01:08:53,519 --> 01:08:54,359
Yeah.

1768
01:08:54,359 --> 01:08:58,799
The first one strikes true deep into Nerenvain's shoulder.

1769
01:08:58,799 --> 01:09:02,159
The other one glances off of his arm.

1770
01:09:02,159 --> 01:09:04,759
He makes an Elven scream.

1771
01:09:04,759 --> 01:09:05,880
How do Elves scream?

1772
01:09:10,199 --> 01:09:11,039
I believe they would scream.

1773
01:09:11,039 --> 01:09:11,880
That sounds like someone.

1774
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,519
Like any man would scream.

1775
01:09:13,519 --> 01:09:15,319
Yeah, that sounds like someone would scream like that

1776
01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:17,839
if they have a spell that keeps their bed clean.

1777
01:09:19,839 --> 01:09:21,119
Because he's so dirty right now.

1778
01:09:21,119 --> 01:09:22,079
He's probably hating this.

1779
01:09:22,079 --> 01:09:23,159
Flint, right?

1780
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:24,760
Flint, roll me a d20.

1781
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:26,559
Okay.

1782
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:28,519
Two.

1783
01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:31,399
Maybe that's good.

1784
01:09:31,399 --> 01:09:34,920
So Flint, you gotta say something.

1785
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,760
I yell out, I'm not wearing any underwear.

1786
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:44,199
So Flint looks very confused at this point

1787
01:09:44,199 --> 01:09:46,399
and yells out, I'm not wearing any underwear,

1788
01:09:46,399 --> 01:09:47,960
which catches you all off guard,

1789
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:48,800
except for Nularaaais.

1790
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,559
She's lying on the ground almost dead.

1791
01:09:50,559 --> 01:09:52,519
But everybody else is very confused by this.

1792
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:53,360
Nularaaais, it's your turn.

1793
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:55,040
Make a death saving throw.

1794
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,080
Go, Karla.

1795
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,880
Okay, I sure will.

1796
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,520
10 or higher is what you gotta get.

1797
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:03,720
Okay.

1798
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:04,560
No pluses.

1799
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,160
Oh, that is a seven.

1800
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,960
You have what's called a failure.

1801
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,880
I got two more tries, right?

1802
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:12,840
Two more tries.

1803
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:15,160
Unless you roll a one,

1804
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:16,600
and then you have one more try.

1805
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,440
And then that's it.

1806
01:10:17,440 --> 01:10:18,280
Oh, okay.

1807
01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,040
Well, that was fun.

1808
01:10:21,039 --> 01:10:23,079
Okay, Thea, you're up.

1809
01:10:23,079 --> 01:10:24,640
All right.

1810
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,960
I'm going to take,

1811
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:29,920
and I'm immediately going to take a rare healing potion.

1812
01:10:31,119 --> 01:10:31,960
Okay.

1813
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:33,840
So that's eight D four plus eight.

1814
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,479
I'm not fucking dying today, you guys.

1815
01:10:38,279 --> 01:10:41,800
Okay, so feeling still really shitty.

1816
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,760
I'm going to conjure animal

1817
01:10:46,279 --> 01:10:50,519
and I'm gonna conjure up eight wolves.

1818
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:54,039
So you got to roll them into initiative.

1819
01:10:54,039 --> 01:10:55,800
Okay, so the first set got a 16.

1820
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:56,640
Okay.

1821
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:59,479
And the second set got an 11.

1822
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:01,239
Good news is you have eight wolves

1823
01:11:01,239 --> 01:11:02,199
that magically appear.

1824
01:11:02,199 --> 01:11:03,560
Where do they appear?

1825
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:07,359
Four of them appear surrounding Narenvain.

1826
01:11:07,359 --> 01:11:12,359
And the rest kind of appear like around me,

1827
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:14,720
I guess, I don't know.

1828
01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,399
So good news, there are eight wolves

1829
01:11:16,399 --> 01:11:18,399
that just poof into existence.

1830
01:11:19,319 --> 01:11:22,399
Bad news is they don't get to go until

1831
01:11:23,799 --> 01:11:25,559
another turn has gone through.

1832
01:11:25,559 --> 01:11:26,399
Well, that's okay.

1833
01:11:26,399 --> 01:11:28,679
Because they rolled higher than everybody else.

1834
01:11:28,679 --> 01:11:29,960
That's currently gone.

1835
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,799
That's okay.

1836
01:11:30,799 --> 01:11:32,319
So you're good.

1837
01:11:32,319 --> 01:11:34,799
You're moving, yes, no, maybe so.

1838
01:11:34,799 --> 01:11:35,719
Yeah, I'm gonna move.

1839
01:11:35,719 --> 01:11:39,159
I want to move away from where I'm at,

1840
01:11:39,159 --> 01:11:41,119
away from the door.

1841
01:11:41,119 --> 01:11:42,439
And I want to make sure I got my shield on.

1842
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:44,519
So you're moving towards Nulara.

1843
01:11:44,519 --> 01:11:45,439
Yes.

1844
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:47,199
Can I move towards her and give her a potion?

1845
01:11:47,239 --> 01:11:49,880
Lara is 65 feet away.

1846
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,439
Oh no, I can't move that far.

1847
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:53,519
But you can start moving, you can, well,

1848
01:11:53,519 --> 01:11:57,159
you can move, you could make it next turn

1849
01:11:57,159 --> 01:11:59,679
if you moved your full 30 feet

1850
01:11:59,679 --> 01:12:01,399
and then had a dash action

1851
01:12:01,399 --> 01:12:03,279
to get to her for the next turn.

1852
01:12:03,279 --> 01:12:04,119
I think I might do that

1853
01:12:04,119 --> 01:12:06,079
because her first roll was so shitty.

1854
01:12:09,039 --> 01:12:10,920
So I'm gonna move towards Nulara.

1855
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,439
Okay, so you are now there.

1856
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:14,439
Delaine is still by the door.

1857
01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:17,159
We'll say that the wolves move along with you.

1858
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:20,199
Okay, it is Narenvane's turn.

1859
01:12:21,439 --> 01:12:23,680
So you are, from Narenvane's point of view,

1860
01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:25,279
you are obscured.

1861
01:12:25,279 --> 01:12:26,760
He can't see you or Delaine

1862
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:30,119
because he can't see through the thicket that is there.

1863
01:12:30,119 --> 01:12:32,599
But Thaddeus and Flamikinskins are there.

1864
01:12:32,599 --> 01:12:35,199
And what he can do is attack them.

1865
01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:37,359
Bring it.

1866
01:12:37,359 --> 01:12:38,180
Oh, and Flint.

1867
01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:39,519
Flint, he can see Flint too.

1868
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:41,279
So he moves.

1869
01:12:41,279 --> 01:12:42,119
Flint's like, nevermind.

1870
01:12:42,119 --> 01:12:42,960
Please don't bring it.

1871
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:43,800
Please don't bring it.

1872
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:46,680
Nevermind, bring it for those NPCs.

1873
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:51,680
He moves away from the hand thing that's in the ground.

1874
01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:52,800
Does he have to do anything

1875
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,720
if he moves out of range of that?

1876
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,960
Well, as an action,

1877
01:12:56,960 --> 01:13:00,079
I can cause a hand to reach for another creature

1878
01:13:00,079 --> 01:13:02,640
or move to a different unoccupied space, so no.

1879
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,560
Okay, so what he does,

1880
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,960
he's gonna release a poisonous cloud

1881
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:10,520
that fills a 20-foot radius sphere

1882
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:14,079
centered on Thaddeus and Flamikinskins.

1883
01:13:15,079 --> 01:13:15,920
The gas-

1884
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,000
Sure sounds like a stinking cloud.

1885
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,519
Yeah, so both of them have to make

1886
01:13:19,519 --> 01:13:21,680
a constitution saving throw.

1887
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:22,720
16.

1888
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,519
Thaddeus rolls a 19.

1889
01:13:25,519 --> 01:13:27,920
16 and 19 both save,

1890
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:30,439
so you are not poisoned again.

1891
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:32,439
Hooray!

1892
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:35,079
And he yells up and he just says,

1893
01:13:35,079 --> 01:13:35,920
Cuth!

1894
01:13:37,439 --> 01:13:38,720
What up?

1895
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:40,000
And Cuth knows.

1896
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,079
Cuth knows what's up.

1897
01:13:42,079 --> 01:13:43,039
He knows what's up.

1898
01:13:43,079 --> 01:13:46,239
Veloska jumps into the room

1899
01:13:46,239 --> 01:13:49,119
and is like, hey, I've been here the whole time.

1900
01:13:49,119 --> 01:13:50,000
What's going on in here?

1901
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,840
Oh, sorry.

1902
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:55,399
Can like giant winter wolves snap their thumbs?

1903
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,720
This one can.

1904
01:13:58,720 --> 01:13:59,560
All right.

1905
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,399
So-

1906
01:14:00,399 --> 01:14:01,239
Is she just a winter wolf

1907
01:14:01,239 --> 01:14:02,640
or is she a person as a winter wolf?

1908
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:03,479
She's a winter wolf.

1909
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:05,800
Okay, I was never quite sure.

1910
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:08,279
She comes in, quickly surveys the room

1911
01:14:08,279 --> 01:14:12,519
and she dashes over to where Nulara is.

1912
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,399
Everything else is out of range,

1913
01:14:15,399 --> 01:14:17,039
but she makes it to Nulara

1914
01:14:17,039 --> 01:14:21,279
and is there as guarding that position.

1915
01:14:21,279 --> 01:14:22,119
Well, that's nice.

1916
01:14:22,119 --> 01:14:23,199
That's nice.

1917
01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:27,039
Flamikins.

1918
01:14:27,039 --> 01:14:28,119
Flamikins.

1919
01:14:28,119 --> 01:14:29,119
Flamikins.

1920
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:34,239
Okay, first she's gonna take a healing surge.

1921
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:40,560
While she could move that earth and grasp thing,

1922
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,800
that would be her action, right?

1923
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:46,199
Says as an action and then should be done.

1924
01:14:46,199 --> 01:14:47,039
Yeah.

1925
01:14:47,039 --> 01:14:48,519
All right, well, she's gonna do that.

1926
01:14:48,519 --> 01:14:52,479
She is going to do immolation.

1927
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:54,680
Which-

1928
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:55,960
Light something on fire.

1929
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:59,079
Yeah, flames, wreath, one creature.

1930
01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:00,199
You can see within range,

1931
01:15:00,199 --> 01:15:02,199
the target must make a dexterity saving throw.

1932
01:15:02,199 --> 01:15:05,880
It takes eight to D6 fire damage on a failed save

1933
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,239
or half as much on a successful one.

1934
01:15:08,239 --> 01:15:09,560
On a failed save,

1935
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:12,600
the target also burns for the spell's duration.

1936
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,360
The burning target sheds bright light

1937
01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,480
in a 30 foot radius.

1938
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,640
At the end of each of its turns,

1939
01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:21,480
they must repeat a saving throw.

1940
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:25,400
She is gonna do this on the dragon.

1941
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:28,640
It's six.

1942
01:15:29,960 --> 01:15:31,039
Of course it does.

1943
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:33,160
Why did you even roll?

1944
01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:35,200
It's okay, they get half 86.

1945
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,320
Yeah, I mean, it's still something.

1946
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:42,200
All right, 23, so 11 damage.

1947
01:15:43,079 --> 01:15:44,439
It's on fire.

1948
01:15:45,639 --> 01:15:46,479
And at the end-

1949
01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:47,880
On a failed save, it's on fire.

1950
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,559
On a failed save, the target also burns.

1951
01:15:50,559 --> 01:15:51,399
Okay, fine.

1952
01:15:51,399 --> 01:15:52,239
So it's not on fire.

1953
01:15:52,239 --> 01:15:53,319
Okay, fine.

1954
01:15:53,319 --> 01:15:55,439
But at the end of each of its turns-

1955
01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:56,279
If it's on fire.

1956
01:15:56,279 --> 01:15:58,359
Never mind, just kidding.

1957
01:15:58,359 --> 01:15:59,880
I missed right there.

1958
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:02,479
The hand drops and Flamikins Kins is like,

1959
01:16:02,479 --> 01:16:05,559
holy fire bullshit!

1960
01:16:06,679 --> 01:16:09,720
And flames wreath around the dragon.

1961
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,560
He bellows a roar that shakes,

1962
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:14,280
stones fall from the ceiling.

1963
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:18,640
And it's back to the lair's turn.

1964
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:19,800
Oh, yay.

1965
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:22,720
That lair, so good.

1966
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,159
It heals us all full.

1967
01:16:25,159 --> 01:16:26,920
It's tired of cooth shit.

1968
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:28,400
Totally. Right?

1969
01:16:28,400 --> 01:16:32,840
The dragon locks eyes with Delaine

1970
01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:34,960
and they glow bright green

1971
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:37,640
and he must make a wisdom saving throw.

1972
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,480
You're welcome to make the saving throw.

1973
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:44,440
For me, so I don't taint it or anything.

1974
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:47,000
Too bad he didn't lock eyes with Thea

1975
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,800
because she has the chance to redo

1976
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:50,400
saving throws if needed.

1977
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:51,360
Oh, right.

1978
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:52,440
That probably would have been good

1979
01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:54,720
to keep you guys alive, but didn't happen.

1980
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:56,320
Wisdom plus one.

1981
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:57,160
12.

1982
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:02,760
And you see Delaine's eyes glow as well.

1983
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:05,360
And he is what's considered charmed

1984
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:08,280
by the lair at this point.

1985
01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:09,120
Neat.

1986
01:17:09,119 --> 01:17:09,960
Thaddeus.

1987
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:11,359
Thaddeus' turn.

1988
01:17:11,359 --> 01:17:12,800
All right, hold on.

1989
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,199
I'm looking at stuff.

1990
01:17:14,199 --> 01:17:15,800
Do something cool.

1991
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:20,239
Russ, how far away are New Laura and the wolf?

1992
01:17:20,239 --> 01:17:21,359
Say about 30 feet.

1993
01:17:22,519 --> 01:17:23,359
Perfect.

1994
01:17:23,359 --> 01:17:26,359
That's exactly as much as I need it to be.

1995
01:17:27,399 --> 01:17:31,199
So Thaddeus runs over to New Laura

1996
01:17:31,199 --> 01:17:34,359
and as he's going, he reaches into his pocket

1997
01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:37,079
and pulls out a handful of small diamonds

1998
01:17:37,079 --> 01:17:39,840
and touches New Laura on the forehead

1999
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:42,559
and casts Revivify on her

2000
01:17:42,559 --> 01:17:44,880
and brings her back to consciousness

2001
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:46,159
with one hit point.

2002
01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:47,000
Ooh.

2003
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,800
So enjoy that one hit point.

2004
01:17:50,559 --> 01:17:55,559
So with a blinding light of clerical genius,

2005
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:02,319
Thaddeus releases this energy into New Laura

2006
01:18:02,319 --> 01:18:06,039
and her eyes open and she is back conscious.

2007
01:18:07,559 --> 01:18:09,680
Not feeling good, but conscious.

2008
01:18:09,680 --> 01:18:10,519
Yeah, yeah.

2009
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:11,359
That was not the point.

2010
01:18:11,359 --> 01:18:13,039
The point was for her to wake up.

2011
01:18:14,199 --> 01:18:17,079
Cooth's turn.

2012
01:18:17,079 --> 01:18:18,439
Does not recharge his breath,

2013
01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:20,760
but he hears the call,

2014
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:22,439
the call from Nerenvane

2015
01:18:22,439 --> 01:18:25,519
and he flies down to Nerenvane

2016
01:18:25,519 --> 01:18:29,239
who reaches into the saddlebag on the side of Cooth

2017
01:18:29,239 --> 01:18:34,239
and see him chug a potion and hop up onto Cooth

2018
01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:35,640
and yells.

2019
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,760
You may have won this battle,

2020
01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:41,079
but the war is knocking at your door.

2021
01:18:41,079 --> 01:18:45,200
Cooth dives into the lake and disappears.

2022
01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:49,880
Does that mean Delaine's not all charmed anymore?

2023
01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:51,520
Oh no, Delaine's still charmed.

2024
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,000
Does a healing kit un-charm people?

2025
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,320
No.

2026
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:57,160
Does?

2027
01:18:58,600 --> 01:18:59,440
No, he's charmed.

2028
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:01,840
So we're still in initiative order.

2029
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:04,920
So Cooth, and it's Delaine's turn

2030
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,760
and he takes aim at Thea.

2031
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:08,920
No, you don't, baby.

2032
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:11,640
Baby, no.

2033
01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:14,119
Remember the closet.

2034
01:19:15,079 --> 01:19:17,319
It was like five minutes ago.

2035
01:19:17,319 --> 01:19:20,880
He shoots two bolts quickly at you.

2036
01:19:22,159 --> 01:19:25,039
First one is a 20, not critical.

2037
01:19:25,039 --> 01:19:27,680
Second one is a 13.

2038
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,800
And now does my shield do anything for me?

2039
01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:32,039
You are running away from him, so no.

2040
01:19:32,039 --> 01:19:33,399
Son of a bitch.

2041
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,840
You still have a 16 AC, so only one of them hits you.

2042
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:38,360
I know, but still.

2043
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:39,440
Yeah.

2044
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:41,120
Still not great.

2045
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:43,480
So you take eight piercing damage

2046
01:19:43,480 --> 01:19:46,120
in your back shoulder blade.

2047
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:47,200
Rude.

2048
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:51,120
And it's your wolves one through four's turn.

2049
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:53,840
Does he not have to make like a roll or anything

2050
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:55,440
or is he just like charmed?

2051
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:56,280
He's charmed.

2052
01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:57,120
Can't like fight it?

2053
01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:57,960
No.

2054
01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,280
Jesus. All right.

2055
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:00,760
Well, I stick my wolves on him.

2056
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:02,600
When a wolf bites him,

2057
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:06,039
he's going to be knocked prone if he fails.

2058
01:20:06,039 --> 01:20:06,880
Yeah.

2059
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:08,840
Can you get all of the wolves to coordinate

2060
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:10,840
and all just like lick his face a bunch

2061
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:11,760
when he's down on the ground

2062
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:14,120
so he remembers like that he's his old self again?

2063
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,720
Oh, wouldn't that be heartwarming?

2064
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,760
No, I'm going to go in to bite him

2065
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:18,520
because he just hit me in the back.

2066
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:19,880
Charmed?

2067
01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:20,840
That's right. Don't fuck with me.

2068
01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:22,360
Don't screw me over.

2069
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,680
Thea does not take that lightly.

2070
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:26,200
So he's going to get attacked by wolves.

2071
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:27,039
Yeah, he will.

2072
01:20:27,039 --> 01:20:29,800
So they go to bite him,

2073
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:34,800
which is the first one's a 15, which doesn't hit.

2074
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,039
The second one is an 11, which doesn't hit.

2075
01:20:37,039 --> 01:20:39,480
That one's a critical fail.

2076
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:42,000
It's all up to you, woofie.

2077
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,079
Fuck off.

2078
01:20:44,079 --> 01:20:45,320
Nothing fucking happens.

2079
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:46,159
Okay.

2080
01:20:46,159 --> 01:20:47,000
This is-

2081
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,640
The wolves turn and run towards him

2082
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,720
and just kind of surround him.

2083
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:53,480
Nulara, it's your turn.

2084
01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:56,480
You have just woken up from death.

2085
01:20:57,440 --> 01:21:02,200
So you are lying prone and have one hit point left.

2086
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:03,040
Okay.

2087
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:05,400
Well, I guess I'm going to take a healing search.

2088
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:06,240
Might be good.

2089
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:07,560
Okay.

2090
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:12,560
And I am also going to...

2091
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,200
Okay. I have a rare healing potion,

2092
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:20,200
which is eight D four plus eight.

2093
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:23,320
That's what I use to make sure I didn't die.

2094
01:21:23,319 --> 01:21:24,159
Okay.

2095
01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:29,159
So, 27 plus eight is 35.

2096
01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,559
Does that mean you have 36 hit points now?

2097
01:21:34,559 --> 01:21:36,239
No, I did a healing search as well.

2098
01:21:36,239 --> 01:21:38,199
So I now have 40 hit points.

2099
01:21:38,199 --> 01:21:39,639
Nice.

2100
01:21:39,639 --> 01:21:40,920
And I guess I stand up.

2101
01:21:41,759 --> 01:21:45,399
Can you also throw something and knock Delaine out?

2102
01:21:45,399 --> 01:21:47,960
All I see is him surrounded by wolves probably.

2103
01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:50,759
Like, I don't know that he just shot you or anything.

2104
01:21:50,759 --> 01:21:51,599
That's true.

2105
01:21:51,599 --> 01:21:52,439
Yeah.

2106
01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:55,080
That's reasonably, I wouldn't just start shooting him.

2107
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:58,080
Okay. I guess that's my turn.

2108
01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:58,920
Yeah. Okay.

2109
01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:00,720
You just be like, lovers quarrel.

2110
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:03,960
Oh, shit. Sorry.

2111
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:07,320
I skipped Flint and your other wolves.

2112
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,720
I'm sorry. I went wolves, wolves.

2113
01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:15,160
So retroactively, Flint, it's your turn.

2114
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,920
You just yelled, I'm naked or something.

2115
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:19,360
Yeah. It's really weird.

2116
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:20,640
Not wearing underwear.

2117
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:21,880
Thank you very much.

2118
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:23,480
I mean, we all knew, but.

2119
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:26,800
Yeah. It's been well established.

2120
01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:28,920
Yeah. I'll pick up the dragon arrow

2121
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:33,920
and make my way over to like where Nulara is.

2122
01:22:34,119 --> 01:22:35,840
I'm not quite close enough, I think,

2123
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:37,159
but I'll start going over there.

2124
01:22:37,159 --> 01:22:40,039
You can get just about to where she is.

2125
01:22:40,039 --> 01:22:41,760
Five wolves.

2126
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:44,840
They have a really, they've got a speed of 40.

2127
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,520
Can my other wolves make it over?

2128
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:49,000
No, because there's a big thicket

2129
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,600
that they would then have to run through,

2130
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:53,320
which would, I mean, they could try.

2131
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:56,760
It would cause, it would cause pokey damage.

2132
01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:59,480
Oh, I don't want to cause my wolfies pokey damage.

2133
01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:02,039
They'll come to the opening of the.

2134
01:23:02,039 --> 01:23:03,760
Thea, then it's your turn.

2135
01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:04,600
Oh my God.

2136
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,560
I'm going to turn around.

2137
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,960
I'm going to bitch slap him so hard.

2138
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:13,960
Okay. Well, I run over and I like hurt him a whole lot.

2139
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:15,039
I'm going to thorn whip him

2140
01:23:15,039 --> 01:23:17,120
and he's going to take one D6.

2141
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:19,840
This is the closest I get to bitch slapping him.

2142
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,680
He takes one damage.

2143
01:23:22,680 --> 01:23:24,000
Okay.

2144
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:27,400
But maybe you like wrap that thorn whip around his hand

2145
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:30,119
and like prevent him from using his bow anymore.

2146
01:23:30,119 --> 01:23:34,239
I, well, what I do is the creature is,

2147
01:23:34,239 --> 01:23:37,520
I pulled the creature 10 feet closer to me.

2148
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:39,079
So there's that.

2149
01:23:39,079 --> 01:23:40,600
Did he snap out of it when I?

2150
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:41,440
Nope.

2151
01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:45,760
Laska grabs hold of his other arm

2152
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:48,560
or tries to grab hold of his other arm.

2153
01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:51,239
Does so.

2154
01:23:51,239 --> 01:23:55,039
So now he's held by a thorny whip and a Laska.

2155
01:23:55,039 --> 01:23:56,400
Flammacan's turn.

2156
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:57,239
Is she close?

2157
01:23:57,239 --> 01:23:59,480
She's not even close, is she?

2158
01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:02,119
She's on the other side where Thaddeus was.

2159
01:24:02,119 --> 01:24:03,760
So she's.

2160
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:06,560
This thicket's really throwing me for a loop.

2161
01:24:06,560 --> 01:24:07,400
The thicket's there.

2162
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:09,119
So yeah, you got to go like around the thicket

2163
01:24:09,119 --> 01:24:10,480
or you got to cut through the thicket,

2164
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:12,279
but it's poke, pokey bushes.

2165
01:24:12,279 --> 01:24:13,560
Pokey bushes.

2166
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:14,560
So many pokey bushes.

2167
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:16,119
So many pokey bushes.

2168
01:24:16,119 --> 01:24:17,239
I don't know what to do guys.

2169
01:24:17,239 --> 01:24:20,399
Maybe I just let it ride and see what happens next.

2170
01:24:21,519 --> 01:24:23,800
Yeah, she just lets it ride and sees what's going to happen.

2171
01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:26,319
We go back to the top of the order at the lair action

2172
01:24:26,319 --> 01:24:29,199
and his eyes flash green again

2173
01:24:29,199 --> 01:24:31,039
and he is no longer charmed.

2174
01:24:31,039 --> 01:24:33,559
And he's like, whoa, what's going on here?

2175
01:24:33,559 --> 01:24:35,719
And he is no longer charmed.

2176
01:24:35,719 --> 01:24:40,719
I walk the few feet between us and slap him.

2177
01:24:41,319 --> 01:24:42,159
He deserves it.

2178
01:24:42,159 --> 01:24:45,800
I feel like I deserve that, maybe.

2179
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:47,039
Point to my back.

2180
01:24:48,079 --> 01:24:48,920
Sorry.

2181
01:24:50,199 --> 01:24:53,119
You all stand around taking a breath,

2182
01:24:53,119 --> 01:24:55,360
healing what you can,

2183
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:59,600
watching the pool settle to a calm still.

2184
01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:03,440
You don't hear the roar,

2185
01:25:03,440 --> 01:25:07,800
the rumble that came from Cuth as he left the cave.

2186
01:25:10,119 --> 01:25:13,239
You look around and you survey the lair,

2187
01:25:13,239 --> 01:25:15,559
poisonous clouds dissipating,

2188
01:25:16,439 --> 01:25:18,880
the thicket beginning to shrivel

2189
01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:20,679
and go back into the earth.

2190
01:25:21,519 --> 01:25:23,439
You look to each other,

2191
01:25:23,439 --> 01:25:25,920
knowing that you came close to death.

2192
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:29,960
Lucky this time you may have been,

2193
01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:32,479
but knowing that you will have to fight again,

2194
01:25:32,479 --> 01:25:36,439
even harder to make sure the cult of the dragon

2195
01:25:36,439 --> 01:25:38,239
does not achieve their goal.

2196
01:25:43,599 --> 01:25:45,599
It leaves you all to die.

2197
01:25:45,600 --> 01:26:09,680
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io.

2198
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:12,840
I read mine totally wrong.

2199
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:16,079
I thought it was writing in some sort of southern drawl.

2200
01:26:16,079 --> 01:26:20,039
I like where this is going.

2201
01:26:20,039 --> 01:26:22,119
It goes, big spiders come.

2202
01:26:22,119 --> 01:26:23,119
We fight them.

2203
01:26:23,119 --> 01:26:24,119
Equal.

2204
01:26:24,119 --> 01:26:25,119
Eight wolves.

2205
01:26:25,119 --> 01:26:26,119
I rock.

2206
01:26:26,119 --> 01:26:28,520
Then we find the waterfall.

2207
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:33,480
And this says, this is supposed to say, I do recon.

2208
01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:36,600
But I read it as, then we find the waterfall.

2209
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,560
I do reckon there's a cave.

2210
01:26:39,039 --> 01:26:40,840
Like, I do declare.

2211
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:41,840
I do!

2212
01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:42,840
I do!

2213
01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:47,200
I reckon there's a dragon lair behind that there waterfall.

2214
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,480
Do y'all see them spiders?

2215
01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:52,320
Oh my.

2216
01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:57,880
We go in and I charm our way into the cave past the elven guards.

2217
01:26:57,880 --> 01:27:02,160
We find Delaine is all fucked up and taken captive and we rescue him and a bunch of

2218
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:04,800
elves that have also been taken captive.

2219
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:10,079
And then we wait until Kuth, the dragon, comes back and then we're going to kick his ass

2220
01:27:10,079 --> 01:27:11,079
too.

2221
01:27:11,079 --> 01:27:12,079
Yeah we are.

2222
01:27:12,079 --> 01:27:16,440
Uh, okay, let's go with Zone of Tru- no, um.

2223
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:18,279
Cast Zone of Truth.

2224
01:27:18,279 --> 01:27:25,640
I am hurt and I am a little mad at- I knew it!

2225
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:28,480
It was really funny but I don't feel well.

2226
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:32,520
It was funny in the moment and then the next section we realized that it was probably

2227
01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:33,520
a bad idea.

2228
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:38,480
Thea's gonna lose her virginity if it's the last thing she does and it might be in this

2229
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:39,480
closet.

2230
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:42,480
Flamigan screams, nooooo!

2231
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,480
Close your eyes, Flamigans!

2232
01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:50,480
That is just like, I've seen it all.

2233
01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:51,480
Whatever.

2234
01:27:51,480 --> 01:27:55,480
I picture him as such an old hippie that he would just be like, whatever.

2235
01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:56,480
Free love, man.

2236
01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:57,480
Free love.

2237
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:58,480
You're doing it wrong.

2238
01:27:58,480 --> 01:27:59,480
Exactly.

2239
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:00,480
You're doing it wrong.

2240
01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:04,440
You're like, yeah, it's my first time, I'm probably doing it wrong.

2241
01:28:04,440 --> 01:28:07,440
Dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump.

2242
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:14,440
Okay, so he, uh huh, uh huh, okay.

2243
01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:17,440
Sounds like a lot of good information around this game.

2244
01:28:17,440 --> 01:28:18,440
Yup.

2245
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:19,440
Good.

2246
01:28:19,440 --> 01:28:20,440
Realizes they went to high school together.

2247
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:21,440
Realizes they went to high school together.

2248
01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:22,440
Nularaaaa?

2249
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:23,440
Is that you?

2250
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:29,080
Oh it's so weird to run into you here, especially since you grew up only with

2251
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:30,080
your brothers.

2252
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:31,680
Am I your brother?

2253
01:28:34,680 --> 01:28:36,680
This is where your backstory comes into play.

2254
01:28:36,680 --> 01:28:38,680
Which one do you want this to be?

2255
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:44,680
So for the first hit, that will be 612.

2256
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:45,680
You didn't roll that one.

2257
01:28:45,680 --> 01:28:46,680
I didn't roll that one.

2258
01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:47,680
You son of a bitch.

2259
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:48,680
612, 15.

2260
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:49,680
2.

2261
01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:50,680
You watch him, Amy.

2262
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:51,680
You watch him like a hawk.

2263
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:52,680
I am watching him.

2264
01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:53,680
Someone has to.

2265
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:54,680
612, 15, 25.

2266
01:28:54,680 --> 01:28:57,680
Sorry, what was your damage?

2267
01:28:57,680 --> 01:28:59,680
What's your damage, Russ?

2268
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:01,280
Right?

2269
01:29:01,280 --> 01:29:02,280
Heather?

2270
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:03,280
Nope, dog.

2271
01:29:03,280 --> 01:29:06,280
Go somewhere else.

2272
01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:09,280
Chew your bone on your bed.

2273
01:29:09,280 --> 01:29:14,280
I don't have that many dragon sound effects that I can put in here that will hide that.

2274
01:29:16,280 --> 01:29:17,280
You do you, Paisley.

2275
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:18,280
Don't listen to him.

2276
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:21,780
It's really rude to say some unspeakable horror is going to happen and then make

2277
01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:23,280
us wait for it.

2278
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:24,280
Totally.

2279
01:29:24,280 --> 01:29:27,280
Some really crazy shit happens in there.

2280
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:29,280
Builds the suspense though.

2281
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:31,880
Okay, so.

2282
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:35,880
I'm sorry.

2283
01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:37,880
We're in the elevator to the Dragon's Lair.

2284
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:40,880
So of course the girl for me, Benima, needs to play.

2285
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:43,880
You find yourself erupting.

2286
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:46,880
You find yourself erupting.

2287
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:47,880
Wow, all right.

2288
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:48,880
He turned into a volcano.

2289
01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:49,880
And this is where the podcast ends.

2290
01:29:49,880 --> 01:29:52,880
We just recorded that other episode to give you guys some hope.

2291
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:57,880
Where did I put Delaine?

2292
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:01,480
In my pants.

2293
01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:03,480
You put him there.

2294
01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:04,480
Russ didn't.

2295
01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:05,480
With consent though.

2296
01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:06,480
I didn't just put him there.

2297
01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:07,480
No, no.

2298
01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:10,480
It was enthusiastically consensual.

2299
01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:15,480
Your weird making out in the closet while we were getting murdered.

2300
01:30:15,480 --> 01:30:16,480
You weren't getting murdered.

2301
01:30:16,480 --> 01:30:20,480
You guys were doing a great job and it was just super sexy.

2302
01:30:20,480 --> 01:30:21,480
Dangerous sexy.

2303
01:30:21,480 --> 01:30:26,480
Hey, did you guys know I have an option to reroll a save if I fail?

2304
01:30:26,480 --> 01:30:29,080
Because I forgot, but I'll keep that in mind now.

2305
01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:30,080
Good to know.

2306
01:30:30,080 --> 01:30:31,080
Good to know.

2307
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:32,080
It's all right.

2308
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:33,080
We'll go for it.

2309
01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:34,080
Nerenvane must.

2310
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:35,080
Nerenvane must.

2311
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:39,080
Nerenvane's constitution.

2312
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:42,080
Oh, he's constitution as fuck.

2313
01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:49,080
Also, yet another time I conjure eight wolves who don't get to do shit.

2314
01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:52,080
It was worth the effort though.

2315
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,080
They look rad.

2316
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:54,080
I think that's what scared the dragon off.

2317
01:30:54,079 --> 01:30:56,680
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